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You wrapped it up right?
Vitamin E is the key to have better sleepy... I apologize for the lame pun...
I'm guessing you mean vitamin D
No...in the **** industry they recommend vitamin E for a higher sperm count...vitamin D works as well but E is more effective...
If you wore a condom she wouldn't notice the lack of cum? if you didn't ydi
Pretty sure condoms are clear and that its kind of hard to miss a big white blob in a used one...
He blamed the lack of semen (aka cum) on a botched vasectomy...
You should wear a condom with chicks that'll **** any random dude they meet at the club, OP! YDI
I guess you could say she was flaccid
Your comment makes me feel ashamed to be 14, seeing that you are the same age. I could have shit a better comment about this post, especially one that would have actually made sense.
#53:oh my god you're 14 and can make a better comment wow...what do you want an award?
that's how I like them! Bwahaha!
She was probably really loose, if you know what I mean
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At least she wasn't actually a corpse?
At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"