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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 032

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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You deserved it 147

Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 22/05/2023 15:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 667

You deserved it 192

By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 625

You deserved it 6 208

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 937

You deserved it 5 523

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 19 528

By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 135

You deserved it 6 578

Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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You deserved it 7 568

By OhNo. - 27/07/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

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You deserved it 13 744

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 1 118

Welshite 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:53

Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

SandyBella 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:54

Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

Comments

Welshite 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:53

Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

Almost_Positive 18

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:57

That doesn't seem like a conclusion.. Also, SHHH! Don't forget the first rule

Matrix_Redeemer 6

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:59

You talked about it. Now you have to die.

Marie54321 19

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:00

First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club.

Pyrotecnicty 9

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:03

Second rule about fight club.Don't talk about fight club.

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:07

What a damn waste of a first comment.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:11

#18: Why thank you. I did try to make it as nonsensical as possible. If you don't like it feel free to downvote and move on. PM me if you want to complain about it. I truly don't care.

Nymeria_fml 25

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:43

Well, that was a defensive response for someone who doesn't really care. Moving on...

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:21

@20 if you're talking about Almost_Negative then yes, I've noticed too.

LittleBells 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:28

Dang #19, you sound like you're trying to flirt with her by saying 'PM me'

rudeb0y 3

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:45

Sounds like you haven't been flirted with in a while!

Almost_Positive 18

Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:56

@33 I've seriously had nothing better to do right now that I'm out of school.. So I guess you guys are right.

xxrogerthatxx 19

Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:40

nothing better to do now that you're OUT of school? get your priorities right kid.

Almost_Positive 18

Wednesday 13 August 2014 18:17

I'm still on summer vacation...

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:12

Damn Windex Pigeons are at it again...

Since1998 20

Friday 15 August 2014 5:21

#63 I think he means to hang out with friends or have fun on summer break

SandyBella 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:54

Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

baseballbv 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:37

Keep your head up OP.

Soviet_American 29

Wednesday 13 August 2014 12:07

And an FML out of the situation.

Kyle1dc 17

Thursday 14 August 2014 4:35

and a possible best friend.

brettrb 18

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:54

Hitting a glass door/window is better than hitting the glass ceiling OP.

Almost_Positive 18

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:55

Sounds like you've got experience

wassuploves 16

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:38

Almost_Positive you would be surprised.... I've heard about someone doing that more than once...

girI 20

Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:47

I've never heard of a glass ceiling before. And how would you hit it anyway? Unless you're extremely tall you have to jump quite high to reach the ceiling, so, short of being the type of person that bunny hops everywhere, I can't really imagine it being a problem...