By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
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Welshite 39
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Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

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SandyBella 17
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Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

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Welshite 39
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Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

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Almost_Positive 18
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That doesn't seem like a conclusion.. Also, SHHH! Don't forget the first rule

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Matrix_Redeemer 6
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You talked about it. Now you have to die.

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Marie54321 19
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First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club.

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Pyrotecnicty 9
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Second rule about fight club.Don't talk about fight club.

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cjwayy 22

What a damn waste of a first comment.

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Welshite 39
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#18: Why thank you. I did try to make it as nonsensical as possible. If you don't like it feel free to downvote and move on. PM me if you want to complain about it. I truly don't care.

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Nymeria_fml 25
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Well, that was a defensive response for someone who doesn't really care. Moving on...

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PenguinBitch 43
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@20 if you're talking about Almost_Negative then yes, I've noticed too.

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LittleBells 17
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Dang #19, you sound like you're trying to flirt with her by saying 'PM me'

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rudeb0y 3
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Sounds like you haven't been flirted with in a while!

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Almost_Positive 18
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@33 I've seriously had nothing better to do right now that I'm out of school.. So I guess you guys are right.

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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nothing better to do now that you're OUT of school? get your priorities right kid.

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Almost_Positive 18
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I'm still on summer vacation...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Damn Windex Pigeons are at it again...

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Since1998 20
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#63 I think he means to hang out with friends or have fun on summer break

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SandyBella 17
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Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

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baseballbv 17
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Keep your head up OP.

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Soviet_American 29
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And an FML out of the situation.

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Kyle1dc 17

and a possible best friend.

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brettrb 18

Hitting a glass door/window is better than hitting the glass ceiling OP.

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Almost_Positive 18
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Sounds like you've got experience

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wassuploves 16
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Almost_Positive you would be surprised.... I've heard about someone doing that more than once...

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girI 20
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I've never heard of a glass ceiling before. And how would you hit it anyway? Unless you're extremely tall you have to jump quite high to reach the ceiling, so, short of being the type of person that bunny hops everywhere, I can't really imagine it being a problem...

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elcee1987 18
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That was lame.

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Emzinatorbot 26
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what does OP mean?

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steveykinz0967 16
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The windex is too powerful

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LittleBells 17
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Plot Twist: He's applying for Windex

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amisenho 11
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It was never meant for the world of the living.

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yewanchor 7
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I hope he has a good sense of humor!

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Rinat_fml 26
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I guess karma had a bad day!

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Le_Doctor 10
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Them doors... Always working their black magic

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tinycroc 10
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At least you left your mark on the company for the interview, even if it was just a faceprint on glass.

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Matrix_Redeemer 6
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"The windex is strong in this one."

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Almost_Positive 18
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Sounds like you both failed the first part of the interview Good luck with getting the job!

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