Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

That doesn't seem like a conclusion.. Also, SHHH! Don't forget the first rule

You talked about it. Now you have to die.

First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club.

Second rule about fight club.Don't talk about fight club.

What a damn waste of a first comment.

#18: Why thank you. I did try to make it as nonsensical as possible. If you don't like it feel free to downvote and move on. PM me if you want to complain about it. I truly don't care.

Well, that was a defensive response for someone who doesn't really care. Moving on...

@20 if you're talking about Almost_Negative then yes, I've noticed too.

Dang #19, you sound like you're trying to flirt with her by saying 'PM me'

Sounds like you haven't been flirted with in a while!

@33 I've seriously had nothing better to do right now that I'm out of school.. So I guess you guys are right.

nothing better to do now that you're OUT of school? get your priorities right kid.

I'm still on summer vacation...

Damn Windex Pigeons are at it again...

#63 I think he means to hang out with friends or have fun on summer break

Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

Keep your head up OP.

And an FML out of the situation.

and a possible best friend.

Hitting a glass door/window is better than hitting the glass ceiling OP.

Sounds like you've got experience

Almost_Positive you would be surprised.... I've heard about someone doing that more than once...

I've never heard of a glass ceiling before. And how would you hit it anyway? Unless you're extremely tall you have to jump quite high to reach the ceiling, so, short of being the type of person that bunny hops everywhere, I can't really imagine it being a problem...

That was lame.

what does OP mean?

The windex is too powerful

Plot Twist: He's applying for Windex

It was never meant for the world of the living.

I hope he has a good sense of humor!

I guess karma had a bad day!

Them doors... Always working their black magic

At least you left your mark on the company for the interview, even if it was just a faceprint on glass.

"The windex is strong in this one."

Sounds like you both failed the first part of the interview
Good luck with getting the job!