By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML
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Chowi_fml 0

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

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hahaohwell 0

i agree HAHAHAHA

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Aero_boy 4

I agree, but damn.. did you have him in a concentration camp or something?

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ZTB13 4

Should have one up'ed him... Stand up yell INDEPENDENCE!!!! Ran over to the football team and had a gangbang right there in the high school cafeteria... I like to think outside the box :)

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danimal_crackerz 26

You.. I like you

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Blacksabbath211 9

how? this guy is my new hero hahaha

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Lindsay46789 0

If you were expecting it, why not dump him first? I take expecting as that you couldn't have been too happy to be with him either.

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yousodi 10

The pre emptive break up good one lol ive got hand!!

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Vasir 2

You deserved it for picking asshole boyfriends. Or maybe you just sucked alot.

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pattyrick4321 0

if she sucked alot, wht guy would bread up with her..? :D

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mad_molly 0

shoulda got there first! Though he'd probably still do that anyway :P

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Jord111222333 0

Ahh. Women always need at least one bad "man" to become stronger inside. You may have worse later on! FYL

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noliver_fml 0

And his boyfriend kissed a girl when he ran away. So either he made his gay bf straight, or this is totally fake

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sarabraun8 7

how do uk the op is a man

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regenerate 19

or the op's boyfriend could be bisexual.

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