FML : Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running...

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Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 June 2009 06:39 / Canada

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By Chowi_fml | 0

#297364 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

By iris85_fml | 0

#297348 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:04

hahahahaha

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By iris85_fml | 0

#297348 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:04

hahahahaha

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hahaohwell | 0

#993830 - Saturday 15 May 2010 05:10

i agree HAHAHAHA

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Aero_boy | 4

#1086252 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 09:38

I agree, but damn.. did you have him in a concentration camp or something?

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nirvanafan980 | 0

#1207283 - Sunday 8 August 2010 09:59

lmfao the girl probably wasn't random

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ZTB13 | 4

#1690354 - Friday 12 November 2010 10:42

Should have one up'ed him... Stand up yell INDEPENDENCE!!!! Ran over to the football team and had a gangbang right there in the high school cafeteria... I like to think outside the box :)

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GiddywithGlee43 | 9

#6256577 - Wednesday 8 April 2015 06:32

they were both boys

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danimal_crackerz | 26

#6392288 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 01:01

You.. I like you

By hypothetically | 0

#297349 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:04

Meh. Not worth your time.

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Blacksabbath211 | 9

#1690511 - Saturday 13 November 2010 12:10

how? this guy is my new hero hahaha

By lazylacey | 0

#297357 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:05

lmao! hilarious!

By Lindsay46789 | 0

#297362 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:07

If you were expecting it, why not dump him first? I take expecting as that you couldn't have been too happy to be with him either.

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bleedforMayheM | 0

#981444 - Sunday 18 April 2010 05:34

too clingy

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yousodi | 7

#3065450 - Monday 8 August 2011 06:38

The pre emptive break up good one lol ive got hand!!

By Chowi_fml | 0

#297364 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

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waimcyked10 | 4

#980356 - Friday 16 April 2010 01:40

completely agree.

By Vasir | 2

#297366 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:07

You deserved it for picking asshole boyfriends. Or maybe you just sucked alot.

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pattyrick4321 | 0

#3166061 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 03:06

if she sucked alot, wht guy would bread up with her..? :D

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RadioOctopus | 16

#4092962 - Sunday 26 February 2012 09:27

MMM bread

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3mILY_maRy629 | 11

#5539261 - Monday 17 June 2013 06:47

Actually it says that OP is a guy.

By shakenbake93 | 0

#297375 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:09

He's the one who made an ass of himself.

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LuckyMeeeeee | 0

#1586009 - Friday 22 October 2010 02:17

Agreed.

By mad_molly | 0

#297378 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:09

shoulda got there first! Though he'd probably still do that anyway :P

By genius_man16 | 0

#297385 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:10

ahahahahahahahahaha that guy rules.

By Jord111222333 | 0

#297386 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:10

Ahh. Women always need at least one bad "man" to become stronger inside. You may have worse later on! FYL

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skyregit | 0

#473990 - Monday 10 August 2009 11:24

um... the OP is a man

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noliver_fml | 0

#1091740 - Thursday 15 July 2010 12:30

And his boyfriend kissed a girl when he ran away. So either he made his gay bf straight, or this is totally fake

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sarabraun8 | 7

#1792366 - Saturday 4 December 2010 03:10

how do uk the op is a man

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imHighoffLife | 0

#4893648 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 04:35

It shows it?

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regenerate | 19

#5900510 - Sunday 30 March 2014 09:30

or the op's boyfriend could be bisexual.

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