Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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softballer22 0
expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.
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Comments (171)
iRadiium 0
wht happens in vegas stays in Vegas except for stds tht shit will come back with you.
OpTic_predator 0
your like two,what do you know?
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least he wasn't on the roof all the time.with his mattress. =D
Kelita 0
Lorena Bobbit his ass!!!!
ashxnerd 0
yqy y
ashxnerd 0
yqy y
boopityboppity 11
Only four letters, yet so many questions.
ShadyFTW1 0
Ask him if he got beat up by a naked chinese man. He probly got the STD from that crazy bastard.
MrFlintstone 5
ya that happens all the time
smiley1014 23
I love how no one read the "I might have an STD". Seriously find out 100% before you accuse him. He might have been faithful.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I'm not an expert, but I don't think he would be saying "might" if he was faithful.
sallen0046 4
Read the post again. It says the fiance claims to have been completely faithful, not the OP. OP is jumping to conclusions based on the idea that they "might" have an STD because the fiance "might" have cheated, not the other way around.
tass919 12
exactly. she said might have. she should be 100% sure before just going ahead and accuses him. or posts an FML.
dudeitsdanny 10
I think the possibility of an STI is enough for an FML. It's not like FML posts are legally binding contracts or reports. A maybe is enough for FML, it's not a news network misreporting a story.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I am STI proof! Not even the silly HIV affects me!
dudeitsdanny 10
Does real HIV? Is the silly branch more deadly?
Djosef_fml 0
Don't bother with the troll. Though there are indeed idiots who think they are magically immune from STDs and will plug both ears and sing very loud when an ex tells them to get tested.
hotbabe85 0
kid your a ****** no life u comment on everything get out of your mons basement and get a life u 40 year old virgin
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
*********** I'm not sure if your spelling is right as well, but hey, I spell it this way.