Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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softballer22 0
expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.
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Comments (171)
42billybob 5
You know you can get just about every STD by other means. (For example, AIDS is an african jungle virus). Think about it... how would the first person have gotten it? Hand washing and other basic hygiene principles still apply. I can't say for sure what other possibilities there are because I don't know the specific infection you have but wikipedia/google that shit before you dump your fiancé.
shannonreneee 11
On occasion STIs can be created by the partners. hence the birth of them. There are new STIs everyday, obviously not the well-known types. Instead of jumping to conclusions assess the situation. However, if I were in your position I would feel the same.
Djosef_fml 0
Point taken. There are many, many straids of HIV and this virus mutates alot. It's becoming a mess to find apropriate treatement for some patients that got infected by multiple strains of HIV thinking it couldn't get any worse so they could go bare with a partner who had also HIV. You'd think in 2010 people would wrap their tool.
HisShadow 1
Yeah, **** those morons that believe "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". You really believe that in the age of cell phones with video cameras, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace that your abhorrent behavior is a secret? Grow up.
organolithium_fml 9
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Except for-.. goddamnit everyone allready did it :(
jweezykeepsitste 0
haha this reminds me of the hangover
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#115, niether does the "reak" HIV! I fear nothing.. Well.. Except Krypotonite and horror movies like The Final Destination. But you get the point!
GoldBMXbikeR 0
wow, way to get tht from the Hangover
TonyAnania 0
fake
Atishuh 0
This is some Maury shit.
ScaryyMary 14
My first instinct was to quote The Hangover. Then I realized, without even reading the other comments, that everyone else would do that. Now I feel uncreative .____________________.