Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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softballer22 0
expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.
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Comments (171)
Jesterful009 0
haha! very good comeback! for all you little haters, y'all can learn from this dude. don't go out runnin your mouth about people you don't know. cause they may just make you sound RETARDED
Wazilla 0
The hangover, great movie!
TheNewGuy03 29
**** 'im up. i'm a dude, and i recommend this. |the kid|
sef38 0
haha I hear a hangover quote coming to mind :)
boopityboppity 11
That's because you're hearing the dozens of people who have already said them.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Talk about an STD buffet .
jrod45 0
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except herpes, that sh*t comes back with you
xdmsjcx 0
movie steal "what ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes (STD whatever) that sh!t comes back with you" which is "the hangover" lol
DocBastard 40
May I point out that this idiot chose the username "hotbabe85". Everyone who has been on the 'net longer than 5 minutes knows that anyone who chooses such a username has the body of John Candy, the ass of Sasquatch, the social life of a leper, 17 empty bags of Doritos, and a case of Mountain Dew next to his second-hand sofa bed.
yeahreally 6
Its what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas* * STDs not included.
vballchck 0
the movie "the hangover" doesn't lie! what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..except for herpes. that shit comes back.