Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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softballer22 0
expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.
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Comments (171)
krazy_glu3 0
your fiancé huh? well you aren't married yet so I say leave while you still can!!
IHeartJimi02 0
I totally agree. Dump his cheating ass op.
JosieBongs 0
You have no choice but to kill him. Do it QUICKLY!
Djosef_fml 0
That is correct. It's like with vampires or werewolves. If you kill the one who infected you before you fully turn, the curse can be broken. QUICKLY! Maby it's not too late!
ilovesexywomen 0
I'm from Vegas don't be baggin
leeexxx 2
don't be offended by stereo types
capslockisgood 19
Yeah, for instance this guy from Texas didn't make stereotype one word so if I call him a stupid hick he won't be offended.
SkateboardGirl88 11
What happens in Vegas most certainly does NOT stay in Vegas!
JerryCedar 2
Your pic is legit.
SkateboardGirl88 11
thanks dude!
TheTroller 0
i agree i was born in Vegas and now I'm in the sunshine state.
Skatejock21 0
sucks to be you.... LOL
birds_fml 7
I hope it's something curable. Leave that jerk.
Vikkikitty 0
lmao fyl
tnasty94 0
hey
D13GOA 0
herpes is for life. that shit sticks with you
guppy40000 0
Also condoms dont protect from stds, it seems somebody started spreading that one just so they could screw in ignorant bliss, good luck with that people. Skin on skin contact still happens, thats how herpes spreads.
Lennsik 4
How does your brain even process breathing?
Djosef_fml 0
To be fair to Ambrosian, someone infected with herpese can excrete the virus from pretty large zone around the genitals. It's also contagious even if the carrier does not show symptoms and 70% of new infections occur when there were no symptoms. It's just very, very unlikely to get infected by simple skin contact. The virus needs a wound or exposure the more sensitive and vulnerable tissues of the genitals to get into the system. Using a condom is like wearing a seatbelt. It's not a magical item protecting you from all harm. It just drasticaly reduses the risks of major damage. Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.
Chris19801012 0
everyone that doesn't stay there
skyeyez9 25
Did you hike up the incline (Bar trail) near manitou springs in your profile pic?