Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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softballer22 0
expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I wouldn't put up with that shit. Dump the jerk.
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Comments (171)
maddiester 5
well, you're really ungrateful. he broke the rule of the 'what happens in vega, stays in vegas' to bring an STD to you, and now you're whining? he's a keeper. common now,
rose04_fml 0
Wasn't this in that movie The Hangover??
allmidnighteyes 11
This chain of replies brought me leaping off of the couch, clapping my Dorito-stained forearms together in titillating joy.
lotuspod 0
Fail.
snapperhead 0
love may come and go, but herpes lasts forever.
gusgus36 5
that's awful! I'm so sorry :(
mattitucklove01 0
seriously he cheated way before Vegas !
singhjr96 0
"what happens in vegas stay in vegas...except for herpes, that shit follow you"
filomiir 3
oooh..i would tear his ass up if i were u!
EazyB29 0
BS