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By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 18:00

Spicy
Today, while I was gambling at a casino, my daughter call me. Then added her mother. And then added her dance teacher, my side piece. The call got so loud the Pit Boss had to escort me out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 217
You deserved it 2 949

Same thing different taste

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It’s amazing how much easier life is when you can keep it in your pants. That’s free life advice to you because goodness knows you need it.

I'll bet $100 your daughter was not setting up a three-way for you. I'd also like to stake your wife's divorce attorney. That seems to be a sure jackpot!

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Someone has been unfaithful, huh? How long has the affair been going on? Did you have a place to sleep at night?

Jon Tessler 14

if you were in the middle of gambling, why did you take the call?

It’s amazing how much easier life is when you can keep it in your pants. That’s free life advice to you because goodness knows you need it.

I'll bet $100 your daughter was not setting up a three-way for you. I'd also like to stake your wife's divorce attorney. That seems to be a sure jackpot!

You gambled and lost, POS. I hope your wife takes everything from you in the divorce, your daughter goes NC from you, and the dance teacher sues you. YDI

YDI. You should know casinos don’t let you use your phone while you’re at a table.

TomeDr 24

“Side piece”? I hope your daughter never dates a misogynistic a-hole like yourself.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

So you're a terrible father, a terrible partner, and a terrible gambler. Sounds like you're a pretty terrible person overall.

Yeah, it sounds like he's trying to win at Breakup Bingo. Ticking off as many boxes as possible.

did i miss something? why people assuming cheater? says her mother not his wife. more curious as to why all these people are being added to the call