Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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Awnonymous
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Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.
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Anaxes
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It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?
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Awnonymous
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Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.
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fakeaccountX
| 6
go on the floor then. it would really piss her off.
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KarinaLizeth18
| 5
Hey! You're the customer, you should DEMAND satisfaction!! >:O hahah
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JillianlikesVogu
| 0
Screw that shit.
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amerrah
| 4
stop being a bitch and go to the bathroom. ydi.
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hahafylop
| 4
3 and 26, you beat me to it :(
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Tasanasanta
| 0
What is the employee going to do? Kick you out of the store for taking a piss/dump/nasty combination of the two?
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tygerarmy
| 35
Like 1, 3 and 26 said they were jokin'. If not YDI for listenin' to them.
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iCJ86
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ydi for not noticing that she was moping all around you.
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MissMel_xo
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uhhh...I can't think of any sane person that would do that. FYL.
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epiccarrot
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lol just more to mop up
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zackk5
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piss your pants and run over them with your cart. problem solved.
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brightnite
| 0
slip and sue
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Anaxes
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It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?
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blaaaaakely
| 0
LOL.
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omfgrofl1337
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straight
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Azrael489
| 0
This. I wouldn't have been able to keep myself from laughing in her face. YDI.
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LemonpartyIsSexy
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women are equals. treat them with respect!!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
You care when she sticks the mop up your ass.
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Anaxes
| 5
I'm just going to note, I originally wrote it as "Man with a mop" until I saw the word "she". Why must people be so paranoid.
OMG HE COULD BE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST WOMEN! GET HIM! NAU!
OMG HE COULD BE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST WOMEN! GET HIM! NAU!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Because you specified instead of saying "person" or whatever.
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Anaxes
| 5
It's a person with a mop. Who gives a shit what it tells you to do?
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
wat is she sharpened the end and stabbed u.
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Kielnmsoftly
| 26
That would be illegal and fucked up.
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teamsleep22
| 0
and u waited?
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gunner83
| 1
time to dance! bust a move then walk off with your middle finger up and tell that bitch to go fuck herself
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bigbadtim
| 7
Just go to the bloody bathroom.
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Big_Boner
| 3
OP you should of pissed all over the floor where she just mopped. Problem solved!
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blaaaaakely
| 0
YDI for saying 'proceeded to'. Oy.
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Spastastic
| 6
What a weird thing to do. Why wouldn't she just tell you she was mopping in that area, and that you should go somewhere else?
Uh... I totally commented on this before, so if my comment reappears I'm sorry for the double post...
Uh... I totally commented on this before, so if my comment reappears I'm sorry for the double post...
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mattman1994
| 0
forget the bathroom...
"hey bitch, clean up on aisle 12!"
*run away*
"hey bitch, clean up on aisle 12!"
*run away*
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1personinthiswor
| 0
Win.
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iFacade
| 5
I woulda walked anyway lawl