By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
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Awnonymous 4
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Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.

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Anaxes 5

It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?

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Awnonymous 4
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Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.

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fakeaccountX 6

go on the floor then. it would really piss her off.

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KarinaLizeth18 5

Hey! You're the customer, you should DEMAND satisfaction!! >:O hahah

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mattman1994 0
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Forget the bathroom... "Hey bitch, clean up on aisle 12!" *run away*

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Language! Aren't you a bit young for a sassy mouth like that?

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Screw that shit.

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amerrah 4

stop being a bitch and go to the bathroom. ydi.

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hahafylop 4

3 and 26, you beat me to it :(

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Tasanasanta 0

What is the employee going to do? Kick you out of the store for taking a piss/dump/nasty combination of the two?

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tygerarmy 35
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Like 1, 3 and 26 said they were jokin'. If not YDI for listenin' to them.

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iCJ86 0
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ydi for not noticing that she was moping all around you.

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MissMel_xo 0
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uhhh...I can't think of any sane person that would do that. FYL.

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epiccarrot 0
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lol just more to mop up

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zackk5 0

piss your pants and run over them with your cart. problem solved.

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brightnite 0

slip and sue

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Anaxes 5

It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?

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blaaaaakely 0

LOL.

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omfgrofl1337 0

straight

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Azrael489 0
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This. I wouldn't have been able to keep myself from laughing in her face. YDI.

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LemonpartyIsSexy 0

women are equals. treat them with respect!!

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RedPillSucks 31

You care when she sticks the mop up your ass.

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Anaxes 5

I'm just going to note, I originally wrote it as "Man with a mop" until I saw the word "she". Why must people be so paranoid. OMG HE COULD BE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST WOMEN! GET HIM! NAU!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Because you specified instead of saying "person" or whatever.

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Anaxes 5

It's a person with a mop. Who gives a shit what it tells you to do? Are you happy now?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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wat is she sharpened the end and stabbed u.

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Kielnmsoftly 26
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That would be illegal and fucked up.

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teamsleep22 0
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and u waited?

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gunner83 1

time to dance! bust a move then walk off with your middle finger up and tell that bitch to go fuck herself

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bigbadtim 7
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Just go to the bloody bathroom.

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Big_Boner 3
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OP you should of pissed all over the floor where she just mopped. Problem solved!

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blaaaaakely 0

YDI for saying 'proceeded to'. Oy.

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Spastastic 6
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What a weird thing to do. Why wouldn't she just tell you she was mopping in that area, and that you should go somewhere else? Uh... I totally commented on this before, so if my comment reappears I'm sorry for the double post...

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mattman1994 0
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forget the bathroom... "hey bitch, clean up on aisle 12!" *run away*

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iFacade 5
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I woulda walked anyway lawl

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