Use the force

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 05:53 - Mexico

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Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
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IndiRae 9

You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

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blitz426 0

it's called a lightsaber?

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juicedboi 7

hmmm great pleasure I sense in you I do

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xDefendPopPunkx 14

Did you fantasize it was a tusken raider or an ewok? Personally, I prefer the gungans :)

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Iamnotmyself 17

I can only imagine her thought process when she first picked up the toy, "I have you now"

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kevsnev 7

That's a line in the movie 17 Again.

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Pixxio_O 11

Aren't those huge? Well that must've hurt...

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Screwie 25

I really wonder if she cut herself because she thought it was just a toy. HAIL LIGHTSABERS.

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burninnapalm 5

74, have you seen Most ******? I mean a toy lightsaber is actually a little smaller...

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RedPillSucks 31

literally, since that's what she's using it for.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

where the **** are you getting your ******? o-o a lightsaber is sword sized. I'm too lazy to grab one of mine right now but I'd estimate they are 2-3 feet long. even the huge ****** are rarely bigger then 1 foot long.

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taarna77 6

I don't think they were talking about length, but most ****** are thicker than a lightsabe

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pertained 12

Erm, I'm aware there is such a thing as online shopping.

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enonymous 8

Well men have fleshlights only right for women to have lightsabers... But really...Anyone else hoping it makes the humming noise and the other noises...

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MerrikBarbarian 9

depends on which lightsaber. the tip of a kids collapsable one is about the same diameter or maybe a bit thinner then the average ***** at the tip. the collectable ones are probably a bit thicker then a *****.... and I'm now pondering how much of a nerd I am to know this :p

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Drigr 9

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!" is what op was saying

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iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Soo was it the blue or red lightsaber ? ;) hahaha

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juan01 0

Greatest comment ever :)

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PopRocks14 0

Sorry, but wouldnt that hurt..?

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SPONGEBObz 4

not as much as giving birth to a baby , which is way bigger than a lightsaber

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bugmenotmofo 34

Probably a stormtrooper.

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crazyluvbug 8

I love it 236! I think you are hilarious and a big nerd! [8^B

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Proughboy 7

Haha imagine a motor boat from Boss Nass

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JokersHQ 21

#1) it's a light saber #2) order it online. It's not that big of a deal anyway and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

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flagg1888 3

well a woman has to make do with the tools at hand

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nerdfighteria 7

59- I don't know, maybe because of the symbol in the corner, or maybe because men don't usually stick things in their vaginas.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

67- What are you talking about, guys put stuff in their vaginas all the time

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ktateprado 0

I'm a guy, and something is in my ****** right now. It's my ****.

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hellbilly205 17

Why didnt you buy it offline?

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awsm44 0

My question is who's lightsaber is it? And does she plan on giving it back to them??

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NoodleBurger 0

I used a crest spin brush with the head off for years. a-MAZING!

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holygodthatshars 0

You mean "online"?

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MasonR12 4

you mean buy stuff online not offline....

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AwesomeNinjaGame 0

Umm men stick things up their bums don't they..? Why do u assume it went into a vag..

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bugmenotmofo 34

@59: Because it says so?

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JustDannyG 0

Did it hurt so good?

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

Cmon baby make it hurt so good

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silver0jay 11

Then your little brother walks in, "There's my light saber! ....whys it so wet?"

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stoutn 2

YDI for calling it a toy sword. It's a lightsaber!!

xXwolflegionXx 8

That's what the person above you just said. Read before commenting.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Yea but like 1 minute apart...

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promarkchris 6

proper grammar wolflegion hero of everything

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waschaffer 5

you deserve to have the ******* toy sword shoved up ur ass

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iammoney 0

5 - ur a dumbass u seem like one of them nerdy freaks that love starwars so much they have never seen the real world

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birdmanjr 1

227- u seem like a bitch who thinks anyone who isn't "perfect like you" should be hated.

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vampirekisses91 0

246- agreed

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

227 If you make fun of people solely based on them liking a movie series, you need to grow the hell up.

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shepaintsmusic 6

LIES! There is no such thing as a star war sword. This FML is so totally made up.

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starsfan_9 7

did OP make it light up and have it make deporting sounds with every thrust?

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

Well she's obviously an adult because you're not allowed to make a purchase at a "toy store" unless you're 18. (in person and online)

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DeathBunny218 37

if you're ashamed of being seen buying it just buy one online

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xk75 4

I thought this too but if the op is a teen she may not have a credit card or checking account/debit card.....

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Wheredidgrungego 12

And even if she is a teen with a credit card like I am, I'm sure her parents would wonder what she was ordering from ******.com.

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kportal69 5

If she was a teen meaning under 18 then she wouldn't be able to go into a store. She's talking about being ashamed sooooo I would say she's old enough just embarrassed.

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Chibipanda 1

Um...That's Gross :|

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I think it's hot. But thats my opinion... The opinion of an insane man.

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