By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 06:04 - Canada
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FYL, your parents are nuts...
Oh dear..
Time for your parents to go into an insane asylum :D
crack ***** < marriage
Another argument for abortion we have here aye?
if u become a crack ***** u can hang out with charlie sheen
So? Crack is alot of fun and being a ***** means getting paid for sex.. who wouldn't want to have sex for a living and get high all day? Beats arguing with the same person and only having sex with one person for life and paying for and dealing with raising kids and cleaning up after them and wiping their asses!
Did they kick you out using crucifixes?
1 that depends why are they getting a divorce.
Iamnotmyself - you can't abort your parents
its because you live in Canada.
-61 You obviously haven't heard of a shotgun
iamnotmyself one: you are hilarious two: I read a while back on your profile you were wanting to have an active something on FML. KEEP IT UP :D
They sound like they might be very religious with marriage being the most important thing ever. My parents made me be in a religion like that. Couldn't even have a boyfriend till I was 18.
First
I see nothing wrong with being Satan.
you could easily find a new man that way
-3 The seven princes of hell shall rise again! Hail Satan!
Don't feel like satan but I am to them
You would be jolly and fat. It's not natural.
My nickname in highschool was Satan. It's awesome.
I see no problem with any of those things(: heavy metal is kinda seriously the shit(:
slap a hoe
hah you got moderated! sucker!!
Well, shit happens, I hope you like being a *****
It could be worse. At least you're still healthy and now single :)
That fear is probably the only reason they are together. If you really don't want to stay together please don't, you do not want to end up like them!
That is where I would slap them, espicially if OP is Christian or Jewish.
And why can't Op be a cocaine ninja those are much cooler!
You forgot to take their purse
In this case mommy knows nothing.
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FYL, your parents are nuts...
I see nothing wrong with being Satan.