Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
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Atropos_fml 0
Who would ever think that's a good idea?
fahubugahds 0
pellet guns aren't loud... at all
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Comments (150)
mohit88 0
Dumbass
petec 0
In my experience (and my sons have had a lot of hiccups over the years) blowing up a paper bag and popping it a few feet behind the person when thryre not expecting it usually works.
thatrocker 0
pellet guns just use springs, they arent loud at all
fretforyerlatte 0
i've always found breathing in and out slowly into a paper bag takes them away. little less dangerous than some other solutions.
pinkfloydd77 0
You realize hiccups are spasms in your diaphragm, right? You deserve it for being an idiot even though your friend should have probably put that bullet through your head
darkmis1 18
Ur friend is soooooooooooo stupid! A way to cure them is to swallow 3 times.
rockenrobyns 3
that so sucks. FYL. but still, i think its kinda over exaggerating about how it blew out your ear drum... but you never know. these things happen.
cmac86 24
So are you deaf in one ear?
mikekimbin 0
I would have returned the favor to your friend.
love_to_lose09 0
a pellet gun would do nothing to your eardrums. Sorry. A cap gun, might... but still I dont think that is near loud enough.