Transportation, Embarrassing, Pranks and My ex: Right back at ya!

Right back at ya!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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By ddriver100 - 05/06/2019 18:00

Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML

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By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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You deserved it 2 035

Bitts 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:23

YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake

Sunako_fml 9

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...

Comments

Bitts 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:23

YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake

Clare420 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 2:23

I agree with 1 WTF.

isaiaha11 2

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:20

ydi asshole

blump68 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:32

Karma bitch

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:32

Not to mention that throwing a milkshake in someone's yard is stupid. He probably wouldn't have noticed anyway.

G0v3nat0r 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 7:20

Thats what you get for being a bitch

Button_x 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:24

Pfft. I don't see why people insist on doing bad things to their ex's. You dated. You broke up. Get over it, don't throw dairy products at their houses. YDI.

dammn 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:24

LOL # 1 . you deserved that buddy :P stop the car next time :P

DangerousBabee 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:24

The law of physics :D ..i think? xD

blankaex 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 7:01

Newton's law of inertia.

MaddieMonster 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

Thank you for clarifying: gravity works! Agree with #1. I hope this was in your car or else **** your friends lives. edit: there is a yeast infection ad on the side of the page. hope that isn't karma for you.

mtbrown 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:01

It's not gravity idiot that makes no sense why it would fly back in it was because air was rushing in the window

Leahbabe15 0

Friday 4 November 2011 10:47

I was just thinking that. What do they teach in schools? Lol

poncho55 40

Wednesday 5 February 2014 20:36

Bahaha...that edit. Y'know, Google tries to display some ads based on your Google searches. So, thank you for informing the community about one of your recent health issues. :)