Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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Bitts 0
YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake
Sunako_fml 9
well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...
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Comments (258)
Bitts 0
YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake
Clare420 0
I agree with 1 WTF.
isaiaha11 2
ydi asshole
blump68 0
Karma bitch
starberries 0
Not to mention that throwing a milkshake in someone's yard is stupid. He probably wouldn't have noticed anyway.
G0v3nat0r 7
Thats what you get for being a bitch
Button_x 0
Pfft. I don't see why people insist on doing bad things to their ex's. You dated. You broke up. Get over it, don't throw dairy products at their houses. YDI.
dammn 0
LOL # 1 . you deserved that buddy :P stop the car next time :P
DangerousBabee 0
The law of physics :D ..i think? xD
blankaex 0
Newton's law of inertia.
MaddieMonster 0
Thank you for clarifying: gravity works! Agree with #1. I hope this was in your car or else **** your friends lives. edit: there is a yeast infection ad on the side of the page. hope that isn't karma for you.
mtbrown 0
It's not gravity idiot that makes no sense why it would fly back in it was because air was rushing in the window
Leahbabe15 0
I was just thinking that. What do they teach in schools? Lol
poncho55 40
Bahaha...that edit. Y'know, Google tries to display some ads based on your Google searches. So, thank you for informing the community about one of your recent health issues. :)
xstaticdelta 6
Its what ya get for being evil to others. Karmas a bitch and it got ya
Doorhandle57 0
haha owned by a milkshake
Sunako_fml 9
well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...
skullbashd 3
^^^^win lol
Xeebar 28
I was hoping for a comment like this. +10 to you #8.
batrob 7
haha you tool
DarkestSaint 5
lol number 8 is rite about ur milkshake