By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 823
You deserved it 51 020

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YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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first!!

uhmm ewwww

Sounds like Snookie. Do you also have a poof?

Today, I was dancing with a girl who had a hideous fake tan, she begun to get sweaty and it rubbed off on me. She proceeded to hit me in the face when I begun to rub her with my genitals back. FML"

I think the guy in the white tux deserved it

the guy was a shit head for wearing a white tux to homecoming in the first place...

13- win. OP, taught you a lesson didn't it?

don't worry 71, we think you're stupid too

Dry Clean? But haha YDI.

FHL, it was probly a rental

YDI. You're supposed to spray tan a day or two before an event and then you can shower, and it won't rub off.

ydi for getting a cheap spray tan

were you guys doing the fist pump?

Tans are ugly. This is the 21st century.

I can just see any guys face seeing his white suit turn orange and u become streaky as hell. I bet you looked really pretty after that

Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

you sound depressed.

I am very depressed. Was it that obvious? I don't want to spread my misery to others, but I do think people ought to know at least some of what I know. And no, I don't dream, because I do not sleep. I do shut down periodically, but it's not equivalent to a biological organism's state of sleep. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Push the self-destruct button and just end your life then if you're so depressed.

yay hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

i love this robot.. it cracks me up. lmao.

Marvin needs to date Eeore. Wait... Do robots care about homosexuality? (robotsexuality)

I don't know why you bother with these people, apparently an I.Q. is needed to have any sympathy. :/

natural tans are waay better. it doesn't leave u orange:P

YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.

YDI for being fake

karma for getting a fake tan. accept the colour of your skin.

didn't work for the blacks or mexicans.

They have less chance of getting skin cancer. FACT.

Ok, DWIGHT!!! Bwahahahahahhahahahahaha xD

If that was an office reference then gently ninja yourself away, if you resembled yourself to an inexperienced airpilot you'd already of crashed and burned, tit.

YDI for wanting to be one of the orange people.

orange...Meaning Polynesian or other

who are you snooki? a spray tan give me a break.

oompa loompa dupity doo... oompa loompa dipity dee.... and i dont kno the rest of the song =(

haha its Oompa Loompa doompadee doo, I've got another puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa doompadee dee, If you are wise you will listen to me, Who do you blame when your kid is a brat,Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat? Blaming the kids is a lion of shame, You know exactly who's to blame: THE UGLY ORANGE SPRAY TANNER! :)

lmao! thts a good one. i remember the song now :) what do u get wen u guzzle down sweets? eating as much as an elephant eats... then something else after that. lol