By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 02:22 - United States - Purchase

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Today, I was having a relaxing "wank", as they might say on Doctor Who, when a large spider descended from its web and came practically eye-to-eye with me. I screamed like a bitch and fell off my bed, pants around my ankles. Then my sister ran in to see what was wrong. FML
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Yeah, pretty sure masturbation's never been brought up in Doctor Who.

Two words.... Door lock....

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Two words.... Door lock....

Might not have a lock..

honestly, i don't see why you would fap if you have no lock. There's always the bathroom

Seriously, it's more like fuck your sister's life. You saw a spider. She saw your dick.

More like Fuck Doctor Who's Life for having to be the butt of his terrible joke...

F your sister's life. She's now probably traumatised for life. Let's just hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell

That's not how the Spider-Man is normally done.

Now we know from where he shoots the web...

Well there at least she won't be surprised from now on

They say 'wank' on Doctor Who now? Wow that show has changed since I last watched.

that's what I was thinking. I've never heard them use that word

I was thinking that as well. They talk about wearing a fezz and fish sticks and custard. And how grumpy 12 is....

#6 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they've never said wank on Doctor Who. It's rated PG after all.

Yeah, pretty sure masturbation's never been brought up in Doctor Who.

It was in one of the episodes, the doctor said "Geez get a girlfriend"

Still a lot more subtle than saying "wank".

I like how many people care more about the Doctor Who episode than the rest of the FML

The Eleventh Hour! Poor Jeff didn't expect the Doctor to come in and see just what was on his laptop. "You might want to clear your browser history."

99% sure they haven't used the word "wank" ( specifically meaning masturbate, not wanker or something ) in Doctor Who. I voted YDI because OP is a fucking idiot for trying to associate Doctor Who with wanking like that. Especially when he could use a lot of other American slang for it, as they say they're from NY. As the rest of us Americans would say, "you fucked up bro".

Seriously!? They're not saying Doctor Who talks about wanking. He was trying to be clever because Doctor Who is a British TV Show and masturbating is called wanking in British Slang. Some people just can't take a joke.

I love that episode.

41 I think a lot of people got the joke, they just thought it wasn't funny/was stupid/was unnecessary/was attention seeking. That was my first thought anyway.

S05E01, "The 11th Hour" "Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff." ....but you're right, the word "wank" never really appears.

I don't remember them ever saying "wank" on Doctor Who.

Torchwood, on the other hand....

I have never seen the episode of Dr Who where somebody has a wank...?

It was a joke

Yes, and everyone saying, "When did they tall about wanking on Doctor Who?" is being sarcastic in return. Non-british people seem to think "wank" or "wanker" is a quaint little exclamation, like, "oh fiddlesticks!" But it's actually a very rude swear word.

Actually British people are very casual about 'wank'...I mean you wouldn't say it to a kid, but it's not exactly a 'very rude swearword'.