By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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erinnrose 9
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That's a sign you should get over her

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

She's just breaking your balls. Haha.

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TheFamilyElf 17

10- I don't even have any balls, and I still sympathy-cringe at the mental image of such a thing!

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GothicAngel17 24
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He was just kidding around.

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uberdubers 3
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18 - Best pun ever. I applaud you :)

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heyguysitsjosh 8
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29- now I feel stupid for not getting her joke.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

37 - Kid... goat... :-)

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Epsilonyx 15

It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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Docbee 11
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Or she and the goat are conspiring a female +goat world domination. You were the test subject for a soon-to-be global crisis.

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zandalee 19
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Revenge is sweet.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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She's the woman who stares at goats.

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jweezy89 4
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So this domination will take place with a series of goat kicks to ballsacks? I'm pretty sure our military is equipped to handle that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Thank you, Flo.

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erinnrose 9
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That's a sign you should get over her

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ikmfp 7

I must admit if there is some kinda deity out there seems like he is sayin "Remember these down here? Stop being a pussy and get over it."

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AugustBurnsToast 14
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4-Agreed, because the goat making her laugh probably stands a better chance than he does haha

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ydi_4_suking 20
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She's laughing at him getting hit in the balls. I don't think are going too great

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cokee1233 5

Awwwww you poor thing! A broken heart and aching balls, couldn't get much worse :(

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TrueTriage 16
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*starts raining*

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PizzaRollsss 5
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*spontaneous combustion*

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hahachun 4

If she cared for you deeply she would have asked if you were alright and look sad. But that's not what happened.

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boofgall 16
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My first human instinct would be laughter, quickly followed by concern, I'll be honest.

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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Bollocks. Watching someone get hit in them is funny. It's a long established comedic principle. I love my husband madly and watched him get hit in the balls once (kid with terrible aim kicked a ball). I asked if he was alright but there wasn't a thing I could do to help so I laughed. After a bit, he laughed, too. I'm not saying she loves him, just that she has a sense of humour. If OP's humour doesn't line up with hers or he expected some outpouring of grief, it's no wonder they didn't work out.

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nabee26 15
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7- What are you? Like 5 or something. She's suppose to look "sad".

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PROdigy81 4
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58- I'm guessing that you're the 5 year old considering your comment makes no sense because you forgot a D in supposed, and either you used the wrong punctuation, or you misread the FML.

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GothicAngel17 24
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*An. I'm not normally a grammar nazi, but that one annoys me to no end.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Surprised we got to comment 9 without anyone saying it.

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GothicAngel17 24
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So am I, tbh. You watch, the mods will change it to the correct way and then my comment will make me look like a halfwit.

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TheFamilyElf 17

At least you've got her laughing.... That's a good sign...right? ...So what if her laughter only required some crazy barn animal to attack your potential children, eh?

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GothicAngel17 24
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Watch out dude, the goat is trying to steal her from you. You should never trust a goat, they're evil.

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ShyAnn29 14
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Actually goats do not eat everything, I had one, her name was Suzy! Btw I know 24's comment was supposed to be funny

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UltimateGIRness 16

12-I agree,I have a goat and he is mean

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WitchyWife667 5
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She's right those little bastards are horny

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Blacksxe 1
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Well that is always a start.

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