By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg
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It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.
If she cared for you deeply she would have asked if you were alright and look sad. But that's not what happened.
Bollocks. Watching someone get hit in them is funny. It's a long established comedic principle. I love my husband madly and watched him get hit in the balls once (kid with terrible aim kicked a ball). I asked if he was alright but there wasn't a thing I could do to help so I laughed. After a bit, he laughed, too. I'm not saying she loves him, just that she has a sense of humour. If OP's humour doesn't line up with hers or he expected some outpouring of grief, it's no wonder they didn't work out.
*An. I'm not normally a grammar nazi, but that one annoys me to no end.
Watch out dude, the goat is trying to steal her from you. You should never trust a goat, they're evil.