FML : Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand....

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Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Arachnaphobic - / Sunday 22 November 2009 08:35 / United States

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By elgordito_fml | 0

#683291 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

lol, this is a awesome mental image

By Laxloverr24 | 0

#683308 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

I hate spiders

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By 123e3 | 0

#683272 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

4th time i've gotten first comment.
that must have freaked the shit out of you

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123e3 | 0

#685527 - Monday 23 November 2009 23:26

screw you guys!!!!

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austinryansmith | 0

#793090 - Saturday 23 January 2010 14:46

I agree

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XDNurse | 0

#829553 - Saturday 6 February 2010 6:56

disgruntled? poor guy suffocated

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phreshboi | 1

#988145 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 6:19

the worst thing is she is an arachniphobe or w.e you spell it like. look at her username

By elgordito_fml | 0

#683291 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

lol, this is a awesome mental image

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iEnvade | 2

#2727468 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:27

I agree, haha.

@OP so something small, large and disgruntled fell down your top? Lol.

By Laxloverr24 | 0

#683308 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

I hate spiders

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elmo6 | 0

#3489710 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:25

ikr and the fact it was glaring makes it worse

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iclark0 | 8

#5736965 - Thursday 31 October 2013 21:50

Doesn't everyone.

By KingHumanity | 0

#683338 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:58

Lucky spider!

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qwertyuiopdead | 0

#1046959 - Monday 28 June 2010 13:31

totally agree that spider is lucky as hell

By crazyarsedfly | 14

#683339 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:58

That's horrible = Spiders really creep me out...

By fmlloverrct | 0

#683413 - Sunday 22 November 2009 18:02

omg i would've freaked out!

By FederalAgent | 0

#683435 - Sunday 22 November 2009 18:18

At least he didn't bite

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Vladash | 14

#5832430 - Sunday 19 January 2014 20:35

Or did it..? -.0

By loninessYman | 0

#683455 - Sunday 22 November 2009 18:34

your boobs are large enough for spider to find?

By loninessYman | 0

#683458 - Sunday 22 November 2009 18:36

how's you boob ? big /small?

By xxcrazybestiexx | 0

#683480 - Sunday 22 November 2009 18:57

I would have freaked out! I hate spiders.
that really sucks.

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