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By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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Same thing different taste

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Nope.

By Just Set Me On Fire - 13/09/2017 23:15

Today, while at work, I felt what I thought was a ball of lint on the back of my neck. I reached back and grabbed it only to end up holding the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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elgordito_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

lol, this is a awesome mental image

Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

I hate spiders

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123e3 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

4th time i've gotten first comment. that must have freaked the shit out of you

123e3 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:26

screw you guys!!!!

austinryansmith 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 14:46

I agree

XDNurse 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:56

disgruntled? poor guy suffocated

phreshboi 1

Tuesday 4 May 2010 6:19

the worst thing is she is an arachniphobe or w.e you spell it like. look at her username

elgordito_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

lol, this is a awesome mental image

iEnvade 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:27

I agree, haha. @OP so something small, large and disgruntled fell down your top? Lol.

Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

I hate spiders

elmo6 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:25

ikr and the fact it was glaring makes it worse

iclark0 8

Thursday 31 October 2013 21:50

Doesn't everyone.

KingHumanity 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:58

Lucky spider!

qwertyuiopdead 0

Monday 28 June 2010 13:31

totally agree that spider is lucky as hell

crazyarsedfly 14

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:58

That's horrible = Spiders really creep me out...

fmlloverrct 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:02

omg i would've freaked out!

FederalAgent 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:18

At least he didn't bite

Vladash 14

Sunday 19 January 2014 20:35

Or did it..? -.0

loninessYman 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:34

your boobs are large enough for spider to find?

loninessYman 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:36

how's you boob ? big /small?

xxcrazybestiexx 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:57

I would have freaked out! I hate spiders. that really sucks.

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Same thing different taste

Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

Nope.

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