Sex, Pregnancy and Intimacy: Tricked

Tricked

By Sniffles - 26/04/2014 12:28 - Ireland

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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You deserved it 8 333

By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

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By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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Safety first

By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 03:30 - India

Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:33

Congratulations

damnit1989 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:33

Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.

Comments

tinycroc 10

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:39

She didn't think you meant hay fever pills. Any girl above the age of oh probably 12, maybe even 11 now, when asked "are you on the pill" will know exactly what you're talking about unless they are seriously sheltered. Should have double checked, then still used condoms.

mzmilly 13

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:45

That's why u should just wear condoms anyway and be responsible because unfortunately there are some people who just have no clue about anything and then accidents happen...

sexual_girl 15

Sunday 27 April 2014 3:28

It is possible they still used a condom, but he asked if she was on the pill because condoms aren't always 100% effective. I am on the pill but I still use a condom every time. So he may have been hoping that the pill would be a back up plan. I still don't understand how the hell she thought you meant hay fever pills though.

PeachiePrincess 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 3:32

You never know, you might change your attitude about having a child once he/she has arrived. I know that you're probably young, and wasn't planning on having a kid anytime soon, but sometimes the idea of becoming a parent just takes a little warming up to. Of course, there is always the chance that even after the child is born, you will still have no interest in it whatsoever (which is fine, everyone is different). Just keep in mind not to do something you're likely to regret, because things like abortion, adoption, etc. are permanent and will follow you for the rest of your life. If you decide to do one of those things, you need to be absolutely sure that is what you want to do. It is important that you involve your other half in whatever decisions you make regarding this matter, as she is the one carrying your unborn child. Taking to your girlfriend and letting her know how you feel about this is EXTREMELY important, even if it makes her upset. I'd say it's better to be truthful than to lie, even if the truth hurts. Only you two know the right thing to do in this situation. Best of luck to the both of you :)

doemetoch 28

Sunday 27 April 2014 14:32

Hey, you know what's permanent and follows you around for the rest of your life as well? A freaking child. Ok, of course you shouldn't decide for an abortion or an adoption without thinking things through, but you shouldn't just decide to have the baby anyway because hey, who knows, it might work out and end up being great. Cause, well, it might not.