Hey, at least you nailed it!

Time for an different type of job.....the one that doesn’t requires you to use nail guns.

Do you drop plates and cut yourself on dishwasher doors, too?

Yea maybe you shouldn’t be around power tools

You need to quit that job and go get hammered!

This is one of the few situations where you DON'T want to get nailed!

You started off on the wrong foot. Ended being all thumbs

am i the only one who has a nail gun thats idiot proof ? the kind with the little metal safety that nees to be pushed against the wood before it will allow the gun to fire the nail.

Was the three stooges theme playing in the background?

Don’t put your finger on the trigger UNTIL you are ready to fire! That goes for guns, and quite frankly, anything else with a trigger.