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By Anonymous - 10/12/2018 22:00

Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
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silentbabydeer 10

Time for an different type of job.....the one that doesn’t requires you to use nail guns.

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tounces7 27

Do you drop plates and cut yourself on dishwasher doors, too?

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silentbabydeer 10

Time for an different type of job.....the one that doesn’t requires you to use nail guns.

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tounces7 27

Do you drop plates and cut yourself on dishwasher doors, too?

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Deez_Knots 10

Yea maybe you shouldn’t be around power tools

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RichardPencil 30

You need to quit that job and go get hammered!

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Glowworm56 26

This is one of the few situations where you DON'T want to get nailed!

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Phillycheeze 20

You started off on the wrong foot. Ended being all thumbs

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GamerChickxoxo 16

am i the only one who has a nail gun thats idiot proof ? the kind with the little metal safety that nees to be pushed against the wood before it will allow the gun to fire the nail.

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Razell 13

Sometimes construction workers will, allegedly, find a ways to disable that feature, on the ground that it allows them to work faster. Or they <i>don't</i> disable that safety feature, and instead walk around with their finger on the trigger like complete morons.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Was the three stooges theme playing in the background?

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weeping_willow 25

Don’t put your finger on the trigger UNTIL you are ready to fire! That goes for guns, and quite frankly, anything else with a trigger.

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