Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML I agree, your life sucks 28793 I agree, your life sucks 28793 You deserved it 5311 You deserved it 5311 1 0 1 17 By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 October 2009 01:03 / United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted... I agree, your life sucks 11561 I agree, your life sucks 11561 You deserved it 72998 You deserved it 72998 195
Today, when my ex said he wanted to be friends, what he meant was that he wanted me to help him hook up with 18-year-olds. FML I agree, your life sucks 10829 I agree, your life sucks 10829 You deserved it 896 You deserved it 896 15
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 46141 I agree, your life sucks 46141 You deserved it 19916 You deserved it 19916 81
Today I called my 2 year old son over for a hug, he proceeded to giggle and squeal as he ran over to me....he then stopped in front of me, punched me in... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today when I went to the bathroom at my school, I opened a stall door and saw my math teacher masturbating. I guess he closed it but forgot to lock it.... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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