Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML I agree, your life sucks 28968 I agree, your life sucks 28968 You deserved it 5339 You deserved it 5339 1 0 1 40 By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 October 2009 01:03 / United States
Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself.... I agree, your life sucks 109764 I agree, your life sucks 109764 You deserved it 17502 You deserved it 17502 211
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my... I agree, your life sucks 2243 I agree, your life sucks 2243 You deserved it 750 You deserved it 750 10
Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 48110 I agree, your life sucks 48110 You deserved it 22689 You deserved it 22689 134
Today, weed is legal in Canada, which would be awesome, except now I can forget about hanging out with my parents without them getting high. It's ok tho,... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, when getting home after a long day of work, my bf came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was... I agree, your life sucks 7 I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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