Intimacy: Trial and mainly error

Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Some people are into that sort of thing

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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Embrace your kink

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 16:00

Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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xstream 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

doesn't matter had sex

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

Comments

dhardesty23 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:47

that is a tragedy my friend

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:47

Hardcore anal copulation?

Bekers11221 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:57

That means your gay...

Wise_Old_Guy 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:04

Wear a bucket 24/7 so yo can have non-stop sex and get a new nickname: Buckethead.

rayne2021 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:12

are you a guy or a girl?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:30

That really, really sucks. FYL.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:49

that's not normal........i don't think.

darkcosinus 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:01

Probably you should find more attractive partner :)

eveplox 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:16

Aw :c I cry almost every time after sex, I don't know why (I'm a girl), luckily though my boyfriend doesn't mind it

CaptainPickles72 18

Monday 14 November 2011 4:14

It's alright to crymax!

ohaimark 0

Monday 14 November 2011 12:04

I do too! You're not alone!

skyiscool 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:19

Talk about an ******....

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Today, we realized we had a problem with two appliances. Their manuals were in a high cabinet. My husband got down the one for the appliance he was working on, but left the one I needed up too high for me to reach. I got the step stool and said, "OK" as I climbed up. My husband flipped and yelled that I am "disrespectful." FML

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Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

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Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

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Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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