Health: Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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nicknesser 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:09

Hey maybe he's into that shit.

Wuhuh 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:14

At least he can take shit from you.

Comments

EvilDoll 7

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:06

aaaah how romantic in before "what a shitty day" and other puns ;)

godlybacon 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:08

Indeed, that's a sticky situation.

GiddyXD 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:35

hm I smell something funny about this. :D

HaloReachIsCool 6

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:26

You know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* Shit Happens!

nathan5 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 17:36

You know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* Shut up. lol

nicknesser 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:09

Hey maybe he's into that shit.

form434 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:00

rofl!

nirenna 6

Sunday 20 March 2011 21:04

good one!

atticuz 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:12

your bf just wants to take care of you... awww..

beetman5 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:19

4 - lmao

Wuhuh 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:14

At least he can take shit from you.

BoColors 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:15

lmao^

Shinigumi 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:18

man... you are in deep shit D:

perdix 29

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:20

He must be pretty desperate if he stays while you are puking all over the place and ******** yourself. He's either hopelessly in love or some scat-vomit fetish weirdo. A normal guy would have gone home or checked into a nearby hotel until you got your bowels in check.