By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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nicknesser 0

Hey maybe he's into that shit.

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Wuhuh 0
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At least he can take shit from you.

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EvilDoll 7
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aaaah how romantic in before "what a shitty day" and other puns ;)

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godlybacon 5

Indeed, that's a sticky situation.

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GiddyXD 0
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hm I smell something funny about this. :D

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HaloReachIsCool 6

You know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* Shit Happens!

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nathan5 0
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You know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* Shut up. lol

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nicknesser 0

Hey maybe he's into that shit.

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atticuz 2

your bf just wants to take care of you... awww..

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Wuhuh 0
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At least he can take shit from you.

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Shinigumi 0
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man... you are in deep shit D:

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perdix 29

He must be pretty desperate if he stays while you are puking all over the place and shitting yourself. He's either hopelessly in love or some scat-vomit fetish weirdo. A normal guy would have gone home or checked into a nearby hotel until you got your bowels in check.

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FYLDeep 25

It's just a shame he didn't have a cup ready when she was about to lose control of her bowels. They could have re-enacted his favorite 2g1c scene.

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romano07 0

that's some serious shit ya got there! =/

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valri3 0
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Or maybe he's just loves that shit.

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macskapingvin 0
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YDI for being ill! Toughen up, you pansy!

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meploLol 0
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I got sick like that before I know how that must suck I was on the toilet all night with a bucket in my lap.

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DarksideDoll 31
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Same. Hope your tummy feels better OP! :)

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