FML : Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend...

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 4 January 2011 07:12 / United Kingdom

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By nicknesser | 0

#1926772 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:09

Hey maybe he's into that shit.

By Wuhuh | 0

#1926787 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:14

At least he can take shit from you.

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By EvilDoll | 7

#1926759 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:06

aaaah how romantic
in before "what a shitty day" and other puns ;)

godlybacon | 3

#1926768 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:08

Indeed, that's a sticky situation.

GiddyXD | 0

#1927101 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:35

hm I smell something funny about this. :D

HaloReachIsCool | 6

#1927211 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:26

You know what they say...

*puts on sunglasses*

Shit Happens!

nathan5 | 0

#1928343 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 17:36

You know what they say...

*puts on sunglasses*

Shut up. lol

By nicknesser | 0

#1926772 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:09

Hey maybe he's into that shit.

form434 | 5

#1927154 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:00

rofl!

nirenna | 6

#2212103 - Sunday 20 March 2011 21:04

good one!

By atticuz | 2

#1926781 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:12

your bf just wants to take care of you... awww..

beetman5 | 4

#1927042 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:19

4 - lmao

By Wuhuh | 0

#1926787 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:14

At least he can take shit from you.

BoColors | 0

#1926797 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:15

lmao^

By Shinigumi | 0

#1926815 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:18

man... you are in deep shit D:

By perdix | 29

#1926837 - Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:20

He must be pretty desperate if he stays while you are puking all over the place and shitting yourself.

He's either hopelessly in love or some scat-vomit fetish weirdo. A normal guy would have gone home or checked into a nearby hotel until you got your bowels in check.