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Same thing different taste
Get me out
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FYL for being a drop-kick
Is OP also a Murphy?
Awesome band :p
#33 Thats NOT true at all! Im in the same shoes as the op! Its the ecomny (sp). I bet you have an easy job! One where people dont call you up daily and yell and swear at you because someone, NOT you made a mistake but your the lucky one to answer the call. Some jobs are SO demanding and you get paid crap still!
#33 Ever raise kids? I raise other peoples kids. I made under 5 bucks an hour for 2 kids working 55 hours a week and I was damn good at my job. I even used my own money to pay for things the kids needed! Just cuz you dont make enough does NOT mean you suck at your job!
I sense some misplaced anger here^
nice try Kayla...economy is not spelled ecomny
I never said I was a perfect speller. You try being up for 24 hours and see how well you spell/ function. Oh and thantos or w/ e ur username is cause I cant see it now: I have MAJOR anger. Try 17 years worth. You can thank my mothers boyfriend for that!
Kayla you are pathetic it's your fault for getting paid like trash... it's time for op to get a new job your so pathetic
67. you're too old to be wearing Aero. That ***** for 12-15 year olds... As for your unwarranted rants about how much you make/made, it's no one's fault but your own. Its quite easy to work while looking for a better paying job. Sure the economy is a factor, but it's your lack or initiative that put you in your position. Think twice before you randomly lash out for no apparent reason.
I really dont care. I have low self esteem, I take what I can get and at the time that was the only job I could get. Unlike some people, I have bills to pay. And as for my choice of a sweatshirt, whixh I actually wear as a jacket, its MY choice. But thanks DB for the concern! I love people whos only pleasure in life is to pick on others! :)
please, just shut up before people start trolling you aero girl.
80- u having anxiety problems too?
then why are you shaking in response to 78 talking to someone else? lol
You forgot about the guy that states the obvious and re-caps the conversation.
Jvr91, care to explain why "it's the Internet" is in any way relevant to anything? Is that supposed to be some kind of excuse for your poor grammar? And please explain your vast knowledge of jobs at 16 years old. I'm waiting with bated breath.
haha Kayla your more pathetic than the op... you talk as if we are all little kids.... can't find a better paying Job that's BS... there's ALWAYS something better.... omg like totally you Are like the only one who has bills to pay like omg ... shut up cry baby... here's an Idea... don't BUY shit you CAN'T afford.... and the picking on others thing... that's just plain funny..... we only pick on those who need picking on....
I pulled mz bootys earphones out n she fainted. I then decided to check out what she was listening to. all I heard was "breathe in, breathe out"
why hasn't anyone mentioned the random step father rant about misplaced anger... that shit got me confused! anyways, 5 bucks an hour seems a bit poor, I hope you find a better job..
I'm just glad mint car put a shirt on
Kayla, 0 out of 16 fmls posted. hahahah
Pottery?
Is that all you think about? Maybe Freud was right.
pooping?
Masturba... um singing?
with you? sure
By YELLING AT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!
by stapling things to your nipple...never mind ....*runs back into the bushes*
^ mhmmm stapling. *quickly follows into bushes*
Enjoying the fine musical talents of Tony Danza?
By working a job where you don't make enough to afford anti-stress medication? Wait...
over enthusiastically patting your pussy?
going to kindergarden?
shaking babies and kicking puppies.... it so obvious, how could none of you figure that out? I've lost hope in humanity.
marijuana
lol.......
Mmmmm...mamaaamia.
If your talking about murder I have this really quiet place to dump the bodies. The co-ordinates are ................12
Mmmm Smell that? It smells like a shitty job.
Fail. The shit jokes are getting over used.
And the usage of "fail" is still in?
^^^ Epic!
Haha, you got me there.
get a new job. solves both problems
rob the pharmacy better solution
Your dreams of being a pill-poppin' animal have been shot to the place where they shoot lost dreams to!!
Cool story brah. Quit your job..
Yeah sure she can afford that. especially because she can afford pills.
This one obviously doesn't. And if it does, a health insurance plan provided by the work might not cover everything.
Download the "iCreate Pottery" app! That thing is aweshum. :) Yeah I know how to spell "awesome" so don't bother correcting me.
"Perks of being a wal"? I must know what to be in order to receive such perky perks. Whale popped into my mind first... but that can't be right...
LOL, I put "perks of being a wall flower" and it let me put the whole name, then I created the account and it cut half of it off. Oh well...
Keywords
I hope you been nice to your friends, because its time to borrow.
This is scary.