Intimacy, Sex, Relatable and Awkward: This is a low - FML

This is a low

By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 06:00

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Today, I’m at a low point. I sank low enough to ask a coworker I don’t even like for a pity shag to boost my self esteem. The sex was great, excellent even, but when he left this morning I now feel even lower because I feel cheap and nasty, and I almost had to beg for someone to have sex with me. FML

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cacheson 41

Monday 23 May 2022 6:36

A pity shag will never boost your self esteem.

kitten79TX 5

Monday 23 May 2022 14:27

Please seek out counseling. You very clearly have low self-esteem, and it's caused by SOMETHING, something more than not having sex. A therapist can help you grow emotionally and help you find your self-worth.

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cacheson 41

Monday 23 May 2022 6:36

A pity shag will never boost your self esteem.

kitten79TX 5

Monday 23 May 2022 14:27

Please seek out counseling. You very clearly have low self-esteem, and it's caused by SOMETHING, something more than not having sex. A therapist can help you grow emotionally and help you find your self-worth.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 May 2022 14:44

Hey, at least he didn't reject you. Did you tell him it was a pity shag, and do you like him any more now?

wysegirl 24

Wednesday 25 May 2022 2:45

please get some help. find something you enjoy to do.

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