Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. FML
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
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Jakub89 0
You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.
allmidnighteyes 11
Set another trap. Use peanut butter as the bait.
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Comments (102)
MrRawwr84 0
rat gon eat yo ass ...
rallets 23
damn nature, you scary!!
r6_fml 4
Lmfao! That thing come by my house I kill it!
rallets 23
damn nature, you scary!!
Autoshot 9
That one is clearly a hood rat.
BAMF18 0
i lol'd
Notimetobleed 14
I "laughed out louded" according to bamf, harder at the comment "damn nature, you scary" comment referring to family guy, more than the fml itself.
scotty2hottie48 0
Wow #80 your a buzzkill. Not to mention you used a nonexistent word in your attempt to use perfect grammer. I'm pretty sure "louded" is not a word.
Notimetobleed 14
and your a dumbass, look at bamfs comment clearly stated above me saying lol'd so think before you speak dumbfuck, and I don't give 2 ***** about grammar.
GVirdi 11
I like how u say u don't giv 2 ***** about grammar even though u use so much puncuations and try to spell everything perfectly
shibainu519 0
mince are awesome. ydi for trying to kill one!
Hockeyboy4280 18
I don't know what mince are, but I do know what mice are, and they're everything but awesome.
Hockeyboy4280 18
I don't know what mince are, but I do know what mice are, and they're everything but awesome.
rallets 23
as in mince meat pie? mmmm
ImmortalKratos 0
next time just use a gun...like a normal American!
JScherz28 4
I have the same kind of dog as you Shiba Inu
AceArctic 4
43 - I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home. they're not much bigger than 2 meters. ;P 71 - how do you know the dog isn't him?
rubberduckie72 4
we have used guns against mice in our house before. veeerrrrrrry effective
LadiiFresH 0
lol if its really dying you'll smell it in a few days
ez4u2nv 5
i still fail to see how your life is ******.
January8 5
that's kinda creepy...let us know what it is when you find out. do you have a roommate, it could be them : D
BIONETICmaster 0
or someone breaking into his house
Jakub89 0
You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.
YOLO_SWAG_2013 3
He said rodent not mouse or rat
LunaNstars 0
um that's a little creepy...you don't know what the animal is...
Jakub89 0
You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.
allmidnighteyes 11
Set another trap. Use peanut butter as the bait.
Quasar55_fml 18
Yep, when a regular trap isn't enough, it's ... peanut butter jelly time !
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
^ haha win!
jewels1877 0
He's a sneaky little slithery snake!
princesssandy 0
haha!