Intimacy: Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even...

By mad dude - 12/01/2011 07:46

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

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chasin_butterfli 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:21

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

Cinn_fml 22

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:42

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

LilithHellfire 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:13

you deserve it stand up for yourself man!

iSitt 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:25

there's a special place in hell for people like you. Instead of horns they have "L"s over their heads.

dubstep87 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:55

pussy power 

ericownz101 0

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Friday 14 January 2011 8:08

are you at least getting the pussy thats whipping you? or are you a pussy thats just getting whipped

IronZombie 0

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Monday 17 January 2011 12:56

next time she asks u to do something u tell her to assume the position and get on her knees then you'll think about doing what she wants after u get what u want. women need to be kept on a leash

babyyappld 7

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:15

my best guy friend is too it's hilarious

marinus_fml 19

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:22

Hahah you are so evil!

Rei_Ayanami 18

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:01

Are you the one who has him whipped, or is it another girl?

devinkc 2

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Thursday 13 January 2011 8:34

jestr 0

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Thursday 13 January 2011 8:54

yep ur probably the most evil person in the world LOL jk give him a break will ya

micheledella 1

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Saturday 15 January 2011 6:02

Ive got my best guy friend whipped too... it's freaking awesome!

BroadwayGirl16 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:29

Hehe yep my best guy friend is exactly the same way with me... I love it!

storethis 17

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Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:53

I guarantee that if genders were switched yall would freak

MauriceWinifred 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:15

Man up, you pussy.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:43

Something to do with your picture...

43bubba34 25

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:08

The cats left leg looks like a penis in your pic.

DarkHelmet 10

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:33

that picture is Awesome lol

iloveloosy12 0

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Thursday 13 January 2011 4:28

I respect your pic

Mubus 0

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Thursday 13 January 2011 8:39

3: Fail, try again

FaustXIII 0

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Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:29

Best pic ever.

freezingjimmy 1

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:05

Lol. Cute cat

macskapingvin 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:17

Pussy whipped... with a cat-o-nine-tails, presumably?

dragonaair 5

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:20

Or... with a lvl. 50 Ninetails?

prince122 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:13

no I believe the nine tailed fox.

Shitz_N_Gigglez 0

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Thursday 13 January 2011 11:08

No Narutard. Lv. 99 Ninetails ftw.

lexie206 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:46

lol @94. your comment made my day.

chasin_butterfli 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:21

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

enoughgrace 4

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:46

^ this person is exactly right.

22cute 17

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:58

that's BS. Most guys are more pussy whipped when they get nothing. Anticipation is everything.

greatbigc 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:21

you are a failure.

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:46

so are you!

akd1v 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:28

Noooo that's bad, that's worse than saying the L word!

SmallTownCutie 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:22

There's an L word? I thought I was the expert on bad words. Darn.

sarah48_fml 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:44

lesbians?

yake12 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:23

labia?

x_missystaceey 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 1:05

I'm guessing the "L" word is LOVE ..

akd1v 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:57

well at least one person got it

x_missystaceey 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 11:45

yay !! it's me right ?!! :D :D

stevenmx86 7

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:38

I'm with 6... You can't be "pussy whipped" if you're not getting any... It sounds like you're just a pussy...

akd1v 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:57

he can be fucking her and not be with her....

chinte24 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:06

diz nigga rite here got a point

Cinn_fml 22

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:42

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

blcarter81 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:58

No! You approach every FML from a serious point of view. It's a humorous website, have a sense of humor for fuck sake...

IronZombie 0

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Monday 17 January 2011 13:01

you probably hear that word a lot. lol that was pretty mean of me sorry you left yourself wide open

skull4k9 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:07

like her legs every night sry i just had to

jazzy21 0

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Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:42

6, 10, you realize you don't need to be dating to be getting pussy? OP, giving you the benefit of the doubt that you know what "pussy-whipped" means, seriously, how is that an FML.