By pudh - Australia - Melbourne
  Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.
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By  goofy811  |  13

Oops I did it again lol

  girI  |  20

She could also be transgender (transition doesn't have to involve surgery). Though she really should have talked to him about it, rather than have him find out like this...

Unlikely scenario ofcourse, but just putting it out there...

  Subcontinent  |  14

The fact that it says 'making love' suggests that he's already got to the stage where he would have noticed. I think maybe she meant to say "rub your penis against me" or something and got muddled up along the way - let's face it if the sex was that intense you're not going to be one hundred percent focused on your words

By  Fvck_it  |  9

Wow, did you break up?

  beararm  |  11

no this is not the same as I caught my gf smiling at another dude or watever dictates the famous fml "shuld break up" comment. His gf has a penis!!! yes I think it mite be time to call it a day.

  getindoe69  |  17

Why would they break up? She never said she has a penis, all she said was "rub your penis against mine" which means run your private part against my private part, plus she said it in the heat of the moment. Shit like that happens from time to time if you know what you're doing...

  DrFood  |  8

Maybe instead of saying "rub your penis against my vagina" she said "rub your penis against mine" even if she meant the former. Maybe a big misunderstanding.