Transportation: Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a...

By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Kait - 05/04/2012 04:13 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:12

Urine trouble now OP

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:12

That's nasty as hell! Sorry OP

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dragynfyre 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 3:37

I live in the LA metro area, my Windows go up as soon as anyone with a spray bottle appears. You're lucky if it was only urine in there....

MaryPoppins88 14

Thursday 22 November 2012 5:01

Well obviously he can't afford cleaner

TrailblazerSS 5

Thursday 22 November 2012 5:56

And the ancient Romans are now dead.

fallenangel72 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 6:06

That's sweet

joe502 3

Thursday 22 November 2012 6:11

I love to laugh at the misery of others and that shit is funny...

pickles1994 18

Thursday 22 November 2012 6:49

51- I'm pretty sure 42 was mocking 39 because he spelled it as "watch" too.

Meesersuperman1 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 7:46

Tip for the rest of your life: Whenever you see a homeless man while in your car, roll up the windows and lock the doors.

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 22 November 2012 7:51

Come on, Noor. We all know the real reason. He was marking your car as his territory. BAM, no more homelessness.

AlexBblah 10

Thursday 22 November 2012 17:08

Agree with #85 he probably is just going around marking territory's for all we know

neeni88 23

Thursday 22 November 2012 21:04

82, I'm pretty sure 51 was just joining in on the mocking.

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