Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
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Jaucet
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Well at least your parents are funny!
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mitch707
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Atleast your Mum has faith in you.
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Jaucet
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Well at least your parents are funny!
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Jmido
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FYI because you haven't had sex yet.
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saweetdude93
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2!!!!!!!!
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AAAAHHHH12
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No, #27, you're 27.
Don't think you're all high-and-mighty because your post was attached to #1.
Nobody cares.
Don't think you're all high-and-mighty because your post was attached to #1.
Nobody cares.
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MR_OHCRAP
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OP, ask your dad if he ever given your mum an orgasm, that will shut him up.
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Bokusui
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Hey #27 grow up -_-.
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MadaFaka_fml
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how old r u anyways?
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tech42er
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Yeah, it's nice your mom isn't all freaked out about sex.
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pyromanac
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very true very true at least your mom is really cool she was betting that you did... i would love your mom
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JoshTheMaggot
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either way guys 27s a dumbass cuz he would have been 3rd. learn count dumbass. and as for the OP fyl. but atleast your not a whore. :)
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poezpoee
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true dat my parents are annoying as shit
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qwerty4321
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78, but then she could be freaky with sex. OP, uncomfortable much :(
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jillian_xx
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better than them calling you a whore.
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Pink_ElePhant88
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On the bright side no one can call you a slut in your family and it's not THAT bad that you're a virgin....depending on how old you are, if you 30 then FYL
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yuhhkno
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how old are youu?! lmfaoo funny parents
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TheOptimist
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Jeeze OP, you fuckin whore.
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iSmellNice
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This reminds me of the guy whose parents bet whether he was gay
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craigahh
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I thought the same thing.
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Raptorix2012
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same here
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mitch707
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Atleast your Mum has faith in you.
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lolownedimo
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This
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Jehanne_fml
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God forbid that she sully her feminine virtue, eh?
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perfectwinds
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That's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I read it. Haha! At least his mom thought he had. Dad knew best I guess. =P
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Cloudy_fml
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perfectwinds - OP is a she. =P
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MR_OHCRAP
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I know, ask your dad if he ever given your mum an orgasm, that will shut him up.
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yuhhkno
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#4 yeah her mom had faith in her but she let her down!
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jasnoo
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I can't wait to do that to my kids someday XD
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stanish
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Oh for sure. FML has taught me some of the best ways to deal with kids.
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Sipheonix
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Forreal. I'm for sure doing this to my kids too. Except I hope I don't lose $20
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NDouglas
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At least your dad has faith in you.
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regalarius
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Or your mom, depending on what you think 'faith' would be :-)
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deja54
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I don't think "he can't get any" is having much faith.
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Mandy_fml
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Your parents sound hilarious :)
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nozloc
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i am so doing this to my son one day!
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SushiChef
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Damn well I guess it is alright if you are still living at home... but FYL get some hahaha
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rrs_fml
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Wow. Actually, shouldn't your parents be happy you haven't had sex, especially if you're waiting for the one?
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Nenor_fml
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why would they be happy that she's a freak?
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metheonlyb
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What make you think Virgins are all freaks?? Sexual preferences are different for different people. Learn to respect it asshole.
I'm 20 year old straight guy and I'm still a virgin. I don't see anything freakish about me!! Go FYL
I'm 20 year old straight guy and I'm still a virgin. I don't see anything freakish about me!! Go FYL