FML : Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said,...

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Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Told_You_So - / Thursday 9 July 2009 06:33 / United States

Intimacy

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By Jaucet | 0

#381969 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:14

Well at least your parents are funny!

By mitch707 | 0

#381998 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:22

Atleast your Mum has faith in you.

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By Jaucet | 0

#381969 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:14

Well at least your parents are funny!

Jmido | 0

#382218 - Thursday 9 July 2009 17:40

FYI because you haven't had sex yet.

saweetdude93 | 0

#382219 - Thursday 9 July 2009 17:40

2!!!!!!!!

AAAAHHHH12 | 2

#382651 - Thursday 9 July 2009 20:48

No, #27, you're 27.
Don't think you're all high-and-mighty because your post was attached to #1.
Nobody cares.

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#382995 - Thursday 9 July 2009 23:41

OP, ask your dad if he ever given your mum an orgasm, that will shut him up.

Bokusui | 0

#383529 - Friday 10 July 2009 2:54

Hey #27 grow up -_-.

MadaFaka_fml | 0

#384402 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:47

how old r u anyways?

tech42er | 0

#384950 - Friday 10 July 2009 19:21

Yeah, it's nice your mom isn't all freaked out about sex.

pyromanac | 0

#393217 - Monday 13 July 2009 19:59

very true very true at least your mom is really cool she was betting that you did... i would love your mom

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#790406 - Friday 22 January 2010 7:59

either way guys 27s a dumbass cuz he would have been 3rd. learn count dumbass. and as for the OP fyl. but atleast your not a whore. :)

poezpoee | 0

#931022 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:39

true dat my parents are annoying as shit

qwerty4321 | 0

#982644 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 22:10

78, but then she could be freaky with sex. OP, uncomfortable much :(

By jillian_xx | 0

#381977 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:16

better than them calling you a whore.

Pink_ElePhant88 | 0

#383588 - Friday 10 July 2009 3:27

On the bright side no one can call you a slut in your family and it's not THAT bad that you're a virgin....depending on how old you are, if you 30 then FYL

yuhhkno | 0

#1056596 - Saturday 3 July 2010 6:14

how old are youu?! lmfaoo funny parents

TheOptimist | 0

#1828178 - Saturday 11 December 2010 12:08

Jeeze OP, you fuckin whore.

By iSmellNice | 2

#381981 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:17

This reminds me of the guy whose parents bet whether he was gay

craigahh | 0

#382052 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:37

I thought the same thing.

Raptorix2012 | 17

#5605653 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 21:00

same here

By mitch707 | 0

#381998 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:22

Atleast your Mum has faith in you.

lolownedimo | 0

#382004 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:23

This

Jehanne_fml | 0

#382016 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:26

God forbid that she sully her feminine virtue, eh?

perfectwinds | 0

#382328 - Thursday 9 July 2009 18:34

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I read it. Haha! At least his mom thought he had. Dad knew best I guess. =P

Cloudy_fml | 0

#382360 - Thursday 9 July 2009 18:44

perfectwinds - OP is a she. =P

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#382987 - Thursday 9 July 2009 23:39

I know, ask your dad if he ever given your mum an orgasm, that will shut him up.

yuhhkno | 0

#1056617 - Saturday 3 July 2010 6:15

#4 yeah her mom had faith in her but she let her down!

By jasnoo | 0

#382006 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:24

I can't wait to do that to my kids someday XD

stanish | 0

#382095 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:52

Oh for sure. FML has taught me some of the best ways to deal with kids.

Sipheonix | 0

#382258 - Thursday 9 July 2009 17:59

Forreal. I'm for sure doing this to my kids too. Except I hope I don't lose $20

By NDouglas | 0

#382033 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:31

At least your dad has faith in you.

regalarius | 0

#382267 - Thursday 9 July 2009 18:05

Or your mom, depending on what you think 'faith' would be :-)

deja54 | 0

#382671 - Thursday 9 July 2009 20:55

I don't think "he can't get any" is having much faith.

By Mandy_fml | 0

#382040 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:33

Your parents sound hilarious :)

By nozloc | 0

#382047 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:36

i am so doing this to my son one day!

By SushiChef | 0

#382073 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:43

Damn well I guess it is alright if you are still living at home... but FYL get some hahaha

By rrs_fml | 0

#382093 - Thursday 9 July 2009 16:49

Wow. Actually, shouldn't your parents be happy you haven't had sex, especially if you're waiting for the one?

Nenor_fml | 0

#382997 - Thursday 9 July 2009 23:41

why would they be happy that she's a freak?

metheonlyb | 17

#383136 - Friday 10 July 2009 0:28

What make you think Virgins are all freaks?? Sexual preferences are different for different people. Learn to respect it asshole.
I'm 20 year old straight guy and I'm still a virgin. I don't see anything freakish about me!! Go FYL