Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

I'm sure the employees were pretty shitty with you after that.

Now that's just a load of crap.

I suppose it could be worse. Instead of just 30 extra minutes at a bar you could've missed your whole high school graduation

F their lives. It sucks to have to wait for customers so that you can go home at any job where you deal with people.

Hey! Using the toilet isn't the only thing that takes time in the RESTROOM. They won't know for sure what you did, until you walk out or not at all.

I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation! ba dum tiss

The walk of shame

At least they waited for you. I went to a fitness class which finishes when the building closes, I went to the toilet afterwards for a wee (2 mins max), came out and they had locked up and locked me in the building. I had to shout to get someone to let me out, they didn't even bother checking.

SEEMS LIKE A SHIT- *neck snapping noise*