By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 644
You deserved it 2 703

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Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

I suppose it could be worse. Instead of just 30 extra minutes at a bar you could've missed your whole high school graduation

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Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

I'd walk out and ask if anyone's got a match.

I'm sure the employees were pretty shitty with you after that.

Yeah... that didn't really turn out well. Thanks for playing. Try Again

Now that's just a load of crap.

Shitty pun. See mine worked mate

I suppose it could be worse. Instead of just 30 extra minutes at a bar you could've missed your whole high school graduation

High school? They're at a bar.

I think #6 is referring to a previous FML

#6 is referring to a previous FML. Another reference would be i'm sure OP can't use the excuse of browsing the upstairs in this crappy situation.

F their lives. It sucks to have to wait for customers so that you can go home at any job where you deal with people.

True! ...but good on them for not interrupting.

Hell no if I'm working at that joint I'm thinking this dude is jerkin it or passed out. FYL OP but I would at least knocked on the door and asked if you fell in.

OP is a girl, dude. Kinda hard to jerk it when you don't have an it.

Rubbing one out, flicking the bean, etc.

Hey! Using the toilet isn't the only thing that takes time in the RESTROOM. They won't know for sure what you did, until you walk out or not at all.

I don't think the other options are that much better or less embarrassing. Actually, they might even be worse.

I'm pretty sure taking a phone call isn't that embarrassing.

I guess you could say that it was a shitty situation! ba dum tiss

It boggles my mind that people still put this comment

I'm sorry I just had too :p

You really didn't.

The walk of shame

At least they waited for you. I went to a fitness class which finishes when the building closes, I went to the toilet afterwards for a wee (2 mins max), came out and they had locked up and locked me in the building. I had to shout to get someone to let me out, they didn't even bother checking.

SEEMS LIKE A SHIT- *neck snapping noise*