By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
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shellz102 12
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That' snot a good thing!

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DingoCJ 15
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You expected him to blow one back?

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shellz102 12
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That' snot a good thing!

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GuessWhatKids 13
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The chances of a second date are snot looking very good!

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joshszz_fml 4
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Yeah, hate to burst your bubble.

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Albarufus 13
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Snot fair sometimes. :(

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hama806 19
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At least the big snot bubble didn't accompany a big hard green booger. That would have been worse. Sorry OP.

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dhooks111490 8
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None of you are funny

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Posthuman 26
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I sneeze what you did there ;D

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shellz102 12
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41- nobody asked for your opinion.

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stitesy29 18
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No they're snot Actually they are i just wanted to say that :)

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xknightlightx 2
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It's not supposed to be so bad either.. The snot has nothing to do with the heaet personality and much more

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dinorider_fml 4
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Everyone nose that it snot a good thing

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pickles1994 18
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Is it weird I sneezed 5 times after reading this ..

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shellz102 12
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That' snot a good thing!

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DingoCJ 15
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You expected him to blow one back?

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onlychildFTW 33
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I think OP ruined any chance to date him. That really is just disgusting. But how do you blow a snot bubble? I've never seen that in real life, ever.

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iOceanus 18
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Personally, I wouldn't have cared. It happens. I would have wiped it off and continued with the kiss. Besides, it can be a funny memory to bring up if you keep dating!

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perdix 29
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At that moment, a queef would have been less awkward. Looks like you blew it.

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kitkatkit 4
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Or she should've blew it... Then maybe there wouldn't have been snot bubbles

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gc327072 30
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19- true, my dad will always fart and blame it on the creaking floor. "Dad, I'm not 5, I know tile doesn't creak."

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zandalee 19
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Don't look now Noor but there is an extremely scarey looking dude behind you!

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cheshireau 26
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Did a 4 year old write this? The wording a horrendous.

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Nadron 21
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I guess you figured out that holding your breath was not your best option.

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WritingWrongs 8
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I hate to be harsh but OP definitely deserved this, she's obviously old enough to know when she needs to blow her nose.My three year old nephew could figure this one out.

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Discombobulated9 12
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#39 Our bodies do fail us sometimes. I always blow my nose, but that snot bubble has happened to me as well (unfortunately). We're all human and we all stumble across the most embarrassing moments that involves our bodies humiliating us; it doesn't mean we deserve it, it just means we're human.

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WritingWrongs 8
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To be honest, that comment was poorly worded... what I meant was that it was the OP's fault, not that she deserved it, sorry for the confusion. (I'll go ahead and thumb this comment down)

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TheDrifter 23
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Wipe his face clean and try again, but a little lower. He'll forgive you, I promise.

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toastboy94 2
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You don't know that! Whore

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RedPillSucks 31
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A lot lower, and she'll own him for life.

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SenselessPattern 12
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Too far down and your back to square 1 though.

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TheDrifter 23
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What, you don't go got toe worship?

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winnerme123 8
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Trust me, most men would do the same thing.

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cheshireau 26
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Did a 4 year old write this? The wording is horrendous.

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BulldogHoops 14
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Then re-write it in your far superior way.

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gc327072 30
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Because op said in to instead of into? Whatever it is, it isn't detracting any meaning, so STFU&GTFO!

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doodlecloud 26
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Good luck with the rest of the internet 14.

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loserman67 35
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He should have just laughed it off and gone for the kiss. Sounds likes he's a little too uptight. You're probably better off with him gone. Find a guy with a sense of humor. I'd say he's snot the one for you.

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Xcherrypie 16
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Nailed it in the final sentence! Bravo!

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