By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
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g0dless 15

Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!

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Lct1196 31

I guess you could say he was...pissed off. Ahh, cheesy peeing jokes

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adam3650 12

If you have cheesy pee, you may want to consider visting a clinic...

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g0dless 15

Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!

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capslockisgood 19

He didn't throw anything because the kid was right next to his car..

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g0dless 15

Don't take everything you read on the internet so seriously, it takes the fun out of it.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

In all seriousness, I would have at least started yelling. Why would you just stand there and watch?

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g0dless 15

Definitely, there was no need for him to stand helplessly but I guess it made for a good FML post!

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wlddog 14

Whatever happened to owning a bb gun? That sounds like the best way to get revenge.

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JACKxRAWR 22

I'm with #59 here. A .20g plastic pellet to the nutsack would have the bastard thinking twice the next time he tries to piss on or in anything that's not his.

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goose12321 11

BB gun? How about real gun. One less ******** in the world wouldn't be a bad thing.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#101, make that two - the guy who pissed in OP's car and OP for getting life in prison and giving the gun control crowd a slightly bigger hardon for banning any and all firearms.

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goose12321 11

No because then OP would be the bad guy for retaliating or some shit, instead of knowing better and politely asking him to stop. /sarcasm.

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nephilim241 19

^ what she said, could have been worse, he could have stolen it/things from it!

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s15c 9

How about just a new seat and carpeting? That's a bit less expensive.

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naxeeb 33

Why'd you keep your car's window open? :/

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zingline89 18

This is precicely why I always keep a grenade launcher on my balcony.

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BlowinChronic 18

That's too obvious. People will see you. Just rig the car with a bomb and keep the detonator with you so if this ever happens you just press a button.

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citygirl28 11

yeah who wants a car with pee on the seat when you can have a burning pile of scrap metal!

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EvilUndead 9

18, installing a remote-controlled teargas trap, flashbang, shocker or a flamethrower would be more practical, imo.

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RedPillSucks 31

Rig your windows to work like a guillotine. Instant de-dicker. The worst thing you'd have on your seat is pieces of dick and some blood. Hmm.... Ok, maybe the pee isn't so bad.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Don't let that dampen your day. :) But it sure is gonna dampen your seats.

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noelasis94 18

When nature calls you gotta do what you gotta do. On the flip side what he had to do was funny yes shitty no, but entirely juvenile get this taken care of.

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MGITSWFTC 17

You were in a prime position to pee on his head, OP

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