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Definitely, there was no need for him to stand helplessly but I guess it made for a good FML post!

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I'm with #59 here. A .20g plastic pellet to the nutsack would have the bastard thinking twice the next time he tries to piss on or in anything that's not his.

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#101, make that two - the guy who pissed in OP's car and OP for getting life in prison and giving the gun control crowd a slightly bigger hardon for banning any and all firearms.

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No because then OP would be the bad guy for retaliating or some shit, instead of knowing better and politely asking him to stop. /sarcasm.

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That's too obvious. People will see you. Just rig the car with a bomb and keep the detonator with you so if this ever happens you just press a button.

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18, installing a remote-controlled teargas trap, flashbang, shocker or a flamethrower would be more practical, imo.

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Rig your windows to work like a guillotine. Instant de-dicker. The worst thing you'd have on your seat is pieces of dick and some blood. Hmm.... Ok, maybe the pee isn't so bad.

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