By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
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Sounds like urine a bad place at the wrong time ;)

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Freeze_fml 16
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You must have been pissed off.

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deviable 9
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It could have been worse you know. Cow poop is a bitch to dry clean.

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r0ckPrinc3sS 0
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And how in the hell does one find that^ out, deviable!?? Hmmm..

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DynamicDave 11
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I bet you were pissed! And urine your car, so can't even take a shower (except a golden one)!

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RacistPancake 6
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33 you my friend deserve a cookie. Don't let that bitch eat this one.

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deviable 9
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I have a friend who works on a farm. :p

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bugmenotmofo 34
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Guess you had a nice golden shower.

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r0ckPrinc3sS 0
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Yeah 42, a "friend"! ;)

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hilary56 0
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Aww WTF, no one should ever get misted with cattle piss.

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Spinnmaster 1
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Sounds like urine a bad place at the wrong time ;)

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CookieMonstr19 0
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HA I PEE WHAT U DID THERE!!!haha I'm so lame :)

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bemylove123 9
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Wouldnt you see rain on your windshield too?

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Freeze_fml 16
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You must have been pissed off.

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FYLDeep 25
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I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on... I guess the OP got both.

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bemylove123 9
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I see what you did there...

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rawrriri 8
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16, shh no you dont.

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merimar3 4
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no no, pissed on*

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captainfalcon7 0
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if only they peed milk..

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torio123 27
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But then we would all be drinking cow piss D:

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HomeAl0ne 20
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Well, honey is just bee vomit, and milk is modified sweat. I don't see what the problem is.

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Catkam623 27
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Milk is the nutrition for the babies which we produce as well it's not modified sweat all mammals produce milk.

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bizarre_ftw 21
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No it's not! That's from a large bottle of water, the owner of which simply passed out before managing to refasten the cap.

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13FMYLIFE 0
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ok. I give up telling you to STFU. I've only done it like 10 times.

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mynewaccount 8
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That's pretty funny:)

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leadman1989 15
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Cow could you not have noticed sooner, I mean it was a sunny day. That was a stretch... Lol

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kimmiekimmiekong 0
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who suspects that your getting pissed on, my first thought would be it's rain!

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EnEl_Infierno 15
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#11 where does it say it was a sunny day?

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leadman1989 15
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The same way I know when they looked over they made this face >:0 And then got piss in their mouth... the power of imagination!

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