Transportation: Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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Nature is healing

By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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Smells like…

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML

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By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By damaged - 04/11/2015 03:24 - United States - La Verne

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:02

Sounds like urine a bad place at the wrong time ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:04

You must have been pissed off.

Comments

deviable 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

It could have been worse you know. Cow poop is a bitch to dry clean.

r0ckPrinc3sS 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:36

And how in the hell does one find that^ out, deviable!?? Hmmm..

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:21

I bet you were pissed! And urine your car, so can't even take a shower (except a golden one)!

RacistPancake 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:30

33 you my friend deserve a cookie. Don't let that bitch eat this one.

deviable 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:22

I have a friend who works on a farm. :p

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:17

Guess you had a nice golden shower.

r0ckPrinc3sS 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:20

Yeah 42, a "friend"! ;)

irokyoursox 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:55

Mmmmm...

hilary56 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:00

Aww WTF, no one should ever get misted with cattle piss.

Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:02

Sounds like urine a bad place at the wrong time ;)

CookieMonstr19 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:31

HA I PEE WHAT U DID THERE!!!haha I'm so lame :)

bemylove123 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:03

Wouldnt you see rain on your windshield too?

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:04

You must have been pissed off.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:10

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on... I guess the OP got both.

bemylove123 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:18

I see what you did there...

rawrriri 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:42

16, shh no you dont.

terence78 0

Monday 28 November 2011 12:21

Pissed on

merimar3 4

Friday 27 January 2012 1:33

no no, pissed on*

captainfalcon7 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:05

if only they peed milk..

torio123 27

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:30

But then we would all be drinking cow piss D:

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:47

Well, honey is just bee vomit, and milk is modified sweat. I don't see what the problem is.

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:22

Milk is the nutrition for the babies which we produce as well it's not modified sweat all mammals produce milk.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:07

No it's not! That's from a large bottle of water, the owner of which simply passed out before managing to refasten the cap.

13FMYLIFE 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:24

ok. I give up telling you to STFU. I've only done it like 10 times.

mynewaccount 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:07

That's pretty funny:)

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:10

Cow could you not have noticed sooner, I mean it was a sunny day. That was a stretch... Lol

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:13

who suspects that your getting pissed on, my first thought would be it's rain!

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 10:34

#11 where does it say it was a sunny day?

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:45

The same way I know when they looked over they made this face >:0 And then got piss in their mouth... the power of imagination!

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