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Maybe if you don't give a damn, this wouldn't bother you.
Maybe if that made any sense, I wouldn't think you're an idiot.
^this. this FML made no sense
Maybe you shouldn't be argueing on an fml comment.
You shoulda pulled it out and had a wank while she did her homework, right in the room. It would probably at least get a conversation, good or bad, about your lack of a sex life. IMO she did that to spite you and if you wanna keep dating you're gonna need to find out why. I'm assuming here that she's trying to piss you off so you'll dump her, but that may not be it, either way it ain't gonna fix itself so talk to her about it.
use your hand. maybe she doesn't want a boy.
She's got you by her finger. I suggest 30 € prostitutes in Europe if you want a quick resolve.
She was asking for it
thats why you jerk one out on her face while shes studying. lol
did u cheat on her?? if you did, she found out and this is pay back lmao
This. My ex did the exact same thing. It's a sign of more issues like that to come. Get out now. Don't let her hold that over you or put her pussy on a pedastool.
This is when you decide whether her sister or best friend is hotter, and you **** THEM instead. Note: if they're both smokin hot, **** 'em both. Bonus: try and talk your girlfriend into blowing you after you've ****** her sister, friend, or both, and you still have their juices on your dick! That's how you control the pussy.
Solution: say this, "Chinga a mi ahora, mi amor. Te amo tanto y quiero tener sexo contigo."
it's only a month. ******* chill. that's pathetic.
maybe Samantha should look a little less sexy X)
he should never turn hr into pussyliah
yea but next time they **** and hes taking her to ecstasy without any ecstasy he should just stop and walk out the room and then lets see whose in control >:D
Yeah 67, her pussy shouldnt be on a pedaSTOOL. Hahaha.
Well now she's asleep, go for it!
maybe if u werent so hot i wouldnt get distracted damnnn
you are very pretty!
dayummmm...
what a **** tease!
pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool cause ur girl turned u down lmao
shit that's a good rap!!! I'm blown away!!!
#111You sir win the Internet
It's just a tease, it not only drives him crazy and make it fun, but it shows the girl how much you want her, and the next time they "do it", it'll be better than it would be originally because you've been teased and deprived of this for so long so it just makes it that much better. :)
lol. bang-blocked by Spanish homework. sucks to be you. maybe if it was big she would want it.
yes because everyone who passionatly kisses their GIRLfriend is gay...
awesome pic on the comment above me. SLUTWHATTHEFUCK! :D
BA-HA-HAHA
Gee Great Logic. You should be a professional thinker!...
nice shirt <3ABR
that sucks
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Spain cockblocked you. hehe.
You should have jizzed on her homework. Oh wait...