Messy

By Danielle Heichelbech - 15/11/2020 20:01

Today my 28-year-old husband got bored while cleaning the car. So he decided to stage a "crumb sacrifice to the vacuum gods" to "ensure a bountiful harvest." FML
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RichardPencil 30
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If he got the crumbs up, he can do as many crazy rituals as he likes!

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Brendan Schnopp 7
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Oh No! My husband cleaned the car...

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RichardPencil 30
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If he got the crumbs up, he can do as many crazy rituals as he likes!

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bobsanction 18

He sounds like a delightful fellow.

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Brendan Schnopp 7
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Oh No! My husband cleaned the car...

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peithecelt 28

I don't know your husband but he sounds awesome! the world needs more whimsy.

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Hempseed 26
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Imagine being pissed off that your husband is making light of domestic chores and is finding ways to actually enjoy himself.

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timinator5000 28
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He can clean mine next! Yay kids lol

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xxlk4xx 6

you married the right one lol

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lordhokage6 8
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if you have a problem with that maybe you shouldn't be married. maybe you deserve to be alone and miserable

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