Messy

By Danielle Heichelbech - 15/11/2020 20:01

Today my 28-year-old husband got bored while cleaning the car. So he decided to stage a "crumb sacrifice to the vacuum gods" to "ensure a bountiful harvest." FML
I agree, your life sucks 695
You deserved it 287

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If he got the crumbs up, he can do as many crazy rituals as he likes!

Oh No! My husband cleaned the car...

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If he got the crumbs up, he can do as many crazy rituals as he likes!

bobsanction 18

He sounds like a delightful fellow.

Oh No! My husband cleaned the car...

peithecelt 28

I don't know your husband but he sounds awesome! the world needs more whimsy.

Imagine being pissed off that your husband is making light of domestic chores and is finding ways to actually enjoy himself.

He can clean mine next! Yay kids lol

xxlk4xx 6

you married the right one lol

if you have a problem with that maybe you shouldn't be married. maybe you deserve to be alone and miserable