Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain...

By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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You deserved it 34 571

By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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You deserved it 7 008

By alainopotato - 02/01/2017 11:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML

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You deserved it 5 427

By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

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You deserved it 8 052

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 8 129

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 1 893

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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You deserved it 2 423

zman0900 11

Friday 1 January 2010 20:04

must have been a damn good party

NotVeryOriginal 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:36

I bet your ****** is destroyed. FYL indeed.

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zman0900 11

Friday 1 January 2010 20:04

must have been a damn good party

Bear_Flu 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:56

should be on twi

LoveIsASong_eddi 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:33

So you had fun, I take it?

schwinn11 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:38

Well, it depends ! Did you wear a shower curtain to the party? If not it was a good party!

chyeahbro 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:45

yeah all this means was that you had an awesome night

ryguy997 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:17

was it transparent?

JokerJohn7 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 7:36

lol #53

C4R0L1N3 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:05

Why is this an FML? That's awesome.

jdog9999 0

Friday 29 January 2010 8:17

probably because she went out with a hundred or so dollars in clothes and came back with a $5 shower curtain

Elfkid21 19

Sunday 28 July 2013 10:20

well then it was her own stupid fault for buying overly expensive cloths, now huh?

FerrariCake 2

Friday 1 January 2010 20:06

Check Facebook and YouTube... there's probably pics or videos of you already up. At least then you'll know what happened.

603050294 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 8:34

Considering what OP went home in, those online photos might be the last thing she wants to see.

leasha12111 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:06

Now that is how to party

that_guy321 2

Friday 1 January 2010 20:07

i agree. i fail to see how this ***** your life. if i were in your situation, i'd know i had a good time

amthony08 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:08

wow good party

farmgirl 3

Friday 1 January 2010 20:10

this is more of a "text from last night" rather than an fml

Enna_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:15

Gives new meaning to "walk of shame"!!! Lol!

niadanac1 3

Friday 1 January 2010 20:20

Gotta love a great party!

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 1 January 2010 20:22

must have been an awesome party :)

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Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML

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