Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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grogers311 20
Eh at least he was honest
fallensky916 6
It's not like he lied to you lol
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Comments (84)
ckcknight 13
What did you expect?
worldclassrager 41
That's usually for that reason...
hancesolo 7
I don't get it, what did you think was going to happen?!
alicat13 12
WTF did you expect?
1947Chevy 17
I actually give them a little money when they are honest like that. Not much but I see them being honest and I feel better about it
MoosieHD 7
Hey look, it's a GoFundMe campaign.
SatinsNightmares 17
Lmao they tend to be pretty upfront about what they want
Krissey_DJ 16
geez, sounds like more than a "couple dollars"
dDailydDosage 8
Why would you give money to a hobo for him to buy booze? YDI
emmsies 16
well at least hes not saying need money im homeless like SOME of the other people on the streets...honesty is better right