Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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grogers311 20
Eh at least he was honest
fallensky916 6
It's not like he lied to you lol
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Comments (84)
Xivion 19
+1 Renegade.
91hayek 31
I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and think it was commitment to a joke where he was acting with old bottles he found; it's not like you saw him drink the alcohol.
drayloon 50
I'd be wary of giving money to the guy who wants ninja lessons to rescue his family though
Omniprism 15
You dumb ass.
miss_amphetamine 24
LOL I mean...that's terrible
vikky538 29
what were you trting to do...prove him wrong... YDI
kyu_Q 19
What do you mean whoops? did you think he made the sign just to be humorous?
laden_swallow09 35
At any rate, you only gave him a couple dollars. There's no way that vagrant could've bought all those bottles with two or so dollars, so it's not like this is completely on you, OP.
xIlluminated 6
I hate it when they say I need $5 for some pizza then they walk out with a 40oz
MJEB 4
you gave him a few bucks...and he had several bottles....where ever you are...booze is cheap.