Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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grogers311 20
Eh at least he was honest
fallensky916 6
It's not like he lied to you lol
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Comments (84)
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
He told you. But good on you for giving to the needy
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
You're a bit naive, be careful who you give your money to.
WonderGirl9206 7
hey, if that's what he wants to spend money given to him on, that's his choice. and, like mostly everyone else is saying, at least he's being honest about it. who even knows how many homeless people out there say they want money for one thing and then spend it on booze? also, pretty sure a sign like that would not be a joke.
hancesolo 7
Uh.... what did you expect? Besides, homelessness is boring, scary and cold. Chances are that booze made his evening/night a hell of a lot more bearable.
thunderseed 2
Um... more like **** his life, his life is a lot worse than yours.
bleedingglitter 24
The "homeless" on the streets are almost always a scam. If they really need help with food stability they will take their ass to a shelter or food bank.
ebolson1019 12
At least he passed out a happy man
dicebizzle 4
what else did you think would happen
ambeerr 14
these are the types of homeless people who complain about being homeless and say the government should be giving them money but every time the get money they waste it on drugs and alcohol instead of making an effort to save it and buy actual food and get back on their feet