Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
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Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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RowanNightShade 22
That poor cat. Fycl.
Enkeria 30
I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)
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Comments (97)
SquirrellyGirl 20
So what if she's half bald? It could be worse. She could have rolled in the cream and jumped onto your head and gotten the cream on your scalp. Now that would be an FML
ChristinePi 36
Poor kitty :( I hope you got all the cream out if their hair didn't all fall out. Would not be good for kitty to ingest trying to clean their fur.
rabid_otaku 29
At least you know the stuff's effective.
Fraggled 5
Sure. Sure that happened.
zman92 13
Well that's one way to shave your pussy.
CaroAurelia 12
Poor kitty. I hope the cream didn't cause any skin problems. But don't worry; it should grow back. My cat used to have a massive bald spot (not sure why) but it fluffed back up eventually.
Matheo_fml 21
I see a business opportunity which involves cats and people allergic to their fur...
worldclassrager 41
I would say shave it all off and say you have a sphinx for awhile...
leogachi 15
Why wouldn't you close the door? You deserve it and your poor cat deserves better.
Lars93 18
I kinda want to do that to my cat now :p it would look hilariously :$