Today, after work, I found my car in the middle of the empty parking lot with a huge crack in the windshield that wasn't there in the morning. Looks like I have to get the windshield replaced. Again. For the fourth time now. FML
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Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.
Today I noticed a large crack in my windscreen. Two weeks after getting it replaced. The warranty doesn't cover cracks. Several attempts were needed to replace it last time for reasons like losing the new windscreen and telling me they couldn't make it that day and turned up any way after I'd gone out. FML
Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large hole in the glass where the rotating part is. No one can repair the window until tomorrow afternoon. It's snowing. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, for the second time this week, a jerk in a big truck let a big rock fly out of their uncovered back and damaged my windshield. Both times the cops refused to do anything and I can't afford to fix it as I was demoted at work. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML
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RichardPencil 30
Did you park the car there, or did someone move it? What kind of damage did the windshield have? Have all four cases been the same or are they different scenarios? Safelite repair, Safelite replace.
sixxis 7
4th time? Same area? Invest in a dash cam
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RichardPencil 30
Did you park the car there, or did someone move it? What kind of damage did the windshield have? Have all four cases been the same or are they different scenarios? Safelite repair, Safelite replace.
sixxis 7
4th time? Same area? Invest in a dash cam
BoulderDashTank19141 6
You need a dash camera
Hangryko 31
You're being targetted. Invest in a dash cam.
AzraelAngelus 15
Dashcam and workplace surveillance will help
RichardPencil 30
Hey, geniuses, if she puts in a dashcam, whoever is smashing her windshield will just steal that, too. How much money do you want this loser to lose?
IHaveThePower 16
So if you have birds in the area, getting a hawk decal might help. Sometimes birds dive bomb cars because they don't realize there's a windshield there and think it's free shelter.