Health, Painful and Surprise: Sneaky sneezy

Sneaky sneezy

By Worn Out - 11/11/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML

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Saturday 12 November 2022 4:59

One for Connor, one for Kendall, one for Roman and one for Shiv? Can't wait for season 4!

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wait till you hit 7-14 sneezes in a row, and you gotta tell everyone around you to shut up so you can concentrate on not sneezing...your in for a ride.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 4:59

One for Connor, one for Kendall, one for Roman and one for Shiv? Can't wait for season 4!

Thaylok 17

Saturday 12 November 2022 15:21

Sneazen 4?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 16:00

Yes!!! The sneezon's Episode 1 starts off with Logan having a sneezing fit and the Waystar Royce stock price plummets. Good TV!

Jesse Duff 15

Saturday 12 November 2022 5:55

wait till you hit 7-14 sneezes in a row, and you gotta tell everyone around you to shut up so you can concentrate on not sneezing...your in for a ride.