Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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RowanNightShade 22
That poor cat. Fycl.
Enkeria 30
I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)
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annalivlivliv 20
Poor kitty, You did the right thing giving her a bath. (Even though she didn't know that) maybe get her checked out at the vet OP just to be sure it didn't do some nasty damage to her skin. Good luck.
teapotrevolt 27
.... Pictures or it didn't happen. Really that's funny and sad. Poor kitty!
sadpanda888 12
What kind of cream do you use?
Smooth_Criminal 24
My guess is Nair.
Miss_Whipped 43
Or Veet.
hoosiergirl94 31
Or you can have an all hairless cat? :O
MrGibbs25 20
well at least now it is certainly distinguishable from all the other cats in the world lol.
Krwman 8
Still trying to come up with a cost justification for having a cat--hairless or otherwise.
morganmck 15
Even if you weren't looking, wouldn't you feel your cat rubbing on your leg?
Stxsyh 30
Exactly what I thought.
Cortezthe1st 23
Maybe the OP zoned out. It's possible that she did notice the cat, but it didn't register as something bad.
Hop6e 22
How do you not notice your cat rubbing up on you like that? I would have been batting him away with a damn stick! Though my cat does rub. He headbutts. It's the funniest damn thing lol
sturschaedel 27
I always thought there wasn't a creature looking more angry and pathetic at the same time than a wet cat. I was wrong: wet AND half hairless sounds way worse.
ImTheAlpha 30
Wet and half hairless is worse, from personal experience.
xoragebaby 17
What a catastrophe! Sorry OP!