Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
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Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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RowanNightShade 22
That poor cat. Fycl.
Enkeria 30
I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)
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Comments (97)
evilabed 14
how can you not notice your cat rubbing against your legs? YDI
Death_of_all 14
OP DID notice, that's why she put the cat in the bath. Cats are ridiculously speedy, and wiggly, so it could easily have rubbed all over her legs before she could grab it.
scooter50 12
that Sounds like a hairy situation.
goldcock19 9
Omg just stop
trey600rr 22
bwahahaha!
Dexter83_fml 17
That sucks op. But hey everyone loves a hairless pussy... Sorry resist in all seriousness sleep with one eye open your cat must be pissed
MrGibbs25 20
cats are vengeful little assholes
Catdragon 40
so are dogs. my dog once shit right between my legs while I was sleeping because I scolded her for ******** on the floor and I stepped in it earlier that day.
laggy 4
you should do the other side too... some ppl like hairless cats... lol
goldcock19 9
Take ur cat in for a haircut and ask for the lion cut special. Trust me it's sick, u wont regret it
NightKat 25
At least your cat didn't decide to walk over a lit candle and singe all its belly fur. Cats are not always the smartest creatures.
DoomedGemini 38
My moms cat would stick its tail in the space heater. By the time they noticed, it would be smoking. The cat was purring and looking happy as can be though.
hamstermachine 11
Well at least you know it works....?
MostDope_fml 7
I want pictures
luket1717 6
that is so METAL