FML : Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks...

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Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

lucas90 Say more :

Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)

By lucas90 / Wednesday 4 February 2015 21:42 / Sweden - Stockholm

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By RobinGoodfellow | 47

#6193215 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:56

Welp, she's gonna die. Although frankly, I have to say, you're the one who made her your fiancee. You're "dating a dumbass" and marrying one and that's your fault. Good luck.

By cheeeksss | 29

#6193200 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:49

Diets are notorious for not working. Especially long term. If she wants to lose weight, motivate her to do outdoor activities daily. Even something as simple as walking around in a park. It helps if you two do it together.
Although, the photosynthesis part made me laugh.
Best of luck OP.

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By Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6193197 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:46

Hey don't knock it 'til you try it! I lost every pound I had on that diet and even got so sun bleached I got to go to a dance party on the beach.

SogekingPimpin | 10

#6193277 - Thursday 5 February 2015 11:57

but then you overdid it and disintegrated. tan in moderation yall

vikky538 | 28

#6193380 - Thursday 5 February 2015 13:18

did you do it winter or summer ?

tantanpanda | 26

#6193802 - Thursday 5 February 2015 21:54

under the sea.

By doumtabarnack | 12

#6193198 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:46

You might to bail out of that engagement before it's too late.

Nexpecto | 28

#6193738 - Thursday 5 February 2015 20:34

Explains why her hooch looks like a Venus flytrap!

okaydisarray | 17

#6194034 - Friday 6 February 2015 3:10

No need, she'll be dead soon anyway.

By cheeeksss | 29

#6193200 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:49

Mightyrif | 23

#6193227 - Thursday 5 February 2015 11:05

Outdoor activities to photosynthesis. You sly bugger.

By tweetyzyaw | 20

#6193202 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:50

At least she's trying

skippydoda | 30

#6193266 - Thursday 5 February 2015 11:44

To kill herself

pandalover69 | 26

#6193976 - Friday 6 February 2015 1:27

Not eating isn't trying, it's killing yourself. If she was actually trying she'd go to the gym and follow a healthy diet.

By Mirorbo | 26

#6193203 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:50

I predict hospitalization in a week. PLEASE talk her out of this!

xx000o | 27

#6193300 - Thursday 5 February 2015 12:26

I predict something green growing on her in the next week.

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6193204 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:50

At least you've got brains

By lex1459 | 38

#6193205 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:51

*mr Moseby voice* good luck with that.

By olaf_is_bae | 10

#6193207 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:52

This reminds me of the episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. She only gonna have a tissue, a penny, and a chip for friends if she keeps this diet going on.

lex1459 | 38

#6193210 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:53

This has nothing to do with that episode.

JMichael | 25

#6193299 - Thursday 5 February 2015 12:21

She was almost spot on and then that last little sentence happened.

10splayer | 5

#6195211 - Saturday 7 February 2015 7:22

the filter feeding is what was trying to be referenced i believe. still has nothing to do with photosynthesis, but perhaps can be her next fad diet strategy!