Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and...

By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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Erindub 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:19

How do you not realize this before you sit down

jayftw246 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

glory hole

Comments

jayftw246 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

glory hole

BurpusMe 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 11:53

Well, she did say the woman was "smiling". LOL

Riyu55 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:09

for the last time. women don't dispose there waste like men do!! the just absorb all there energy and focus it into ruining things guys love. such as espn, driving, the beatles, shopping.. you get the picture.

ryguy997 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 2:46

and you didn't notice this earlier how?

moi101 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:51

AMC emeryville California right? I hate that stall

Palirose 22

Friday 16 September 2011 10:40

#96 I'm pretty sure it's a brenden theater. At least AMC here in my area is nice.

omargosh 1

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

love it

liz1908 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:09

I'm sure your next step was asking if she had any paper?

cucuto89 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 13:44

spare a square?

renaet 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:18

She didn't have a square to spare. :[

muziclife 0

Friday 9 July 2010 8:47

#4 made me laugh(=

teotsi 28

Sunday 20 April 2014 15:33

There's a button for that.

crazyarsedfly 14

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:17

Oh, I did laugh at this!

Erindub 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:19

How do you not realize this before you sit down

null_fml 11

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:36

^This. Isn't there a phrase: "look before you sit" or something like that?

SliceNthrice 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 11:50

what if she was in such a hurry she had to take a dump in the nearest sanitary hole..it happens to everyone?

Caayouteepie 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:00

@#29 I agree completley. However, I honestly don't use public bathrooms. I always go before I leave home, except if it's an emergency then I will. But I'll examine it to make sure its clean.. and I'll put TP on the seat.

roobear 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:48

You're weird nikki. I disagree with your points in other threads and while you're of course welcome to your own opinion, I find it hard to believe that you think ******** your own pants is the less offensive outcome. You just seem to have a really bizarre, introverted view on life. Yes, this is a personal attack. Die in a fire.

saranottelling 7

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:06

# 29 I totally agree! I always look to make sure I have toilet paper. I also put toilet paper on the seat before I sit so I don't sit in piss and I don't sit on the contaminated seat thousands of butts have been on. I understand if the OP had to go REALLY bad, but if she didn't she should have looked!

V_S234 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

Roobear, she makes perfect sense. Does it make you feel better to spend your time "personally attacking" people you don't know?

IonaDavina 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:51

C'est "Look before you leap" en Anglais.

24788 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:22

This is why you go outside.

jamila123 5

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:22

i thought this was so funny!! but how did u not see the hole in the first place?!

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:32

lmao this made me laugh you should have ask her for paper. if she didn't have any then you guys could have chat till some worker came with paper. hey she was friendly enough to wave lol it could have been the start of a preaty frienship xD