Miscellaneous: Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached...

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

"Nice to meet you too!"

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Petunia888 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:19

If you had ninja-like reflexes, you could've just planted your genitals right on their outstretched hand. Ya know, to make it worth your while. ;) Sorry...too far???

nickmeier1 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:21

Lol

ringer_6 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:22

he actually wanted to have sex. you blew it. lol

xleanne_aLly 23

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:30

Favourited.

kaylapple 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:31

reach into the next stall and get some. or... just dont wipe, but thats gross.!

MichaelReyes1 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:35

you should crawl under into his stall and destroy his face :3

Utdforlife 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:36

haha funny

itsgen 16

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:37

this is too funny!

RyNo24 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:43

Uh, fake, the TP is too high on the stall wall for someone to just reach under and grab. Lame

TodaySuxx 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:46

The TP holder may be high....but the TP itself could just be hanging low.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:49

Just be glad it wasn't Ronald McDonald in the next stall tryin to offer U a "happy meal!"

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