FML : Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath...

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ToiletRoll / Sunday 29 March 2015 12:49 / Australia - Frankston

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By organizse | 28

#6246849 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.

By swanheart | 35

#6246847 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?

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By swanheart | 35

#6246847 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?

AlwaysWatching | 27

#6246978 - Sunday 29 March 2015 20:59

Maybe OP was flipping the roll to get to the side with the beginning of the paper but then as they were rolling it in that way it fell off

Tarlachia | 33

#6247086 - Sunday 29 March 2015 23:20

They could at least still pull only what was needed and take care of business...

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6247372 - Monday 30 March 2015 6:41

If they pull it could just rip though and then he'd be left with nothing. Hope he was able to get what he needed.

onlychildFTW | 33

#6247433 - Monday 30 March 2015 9:49

Do you really want to use toilet paper that had been all over the floor of a public bathroom? Gross. Just there those underpants out after. Haha.

By organizse | 28

#6246849 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.

By Tomgirl_Julie | 19

#6246851 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

Looks like you're in a "shitty" situation

paintedchocolate | 30

#6246881 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:24

It only took 3 comments for this to happen? Really?

Go stand in a corner and think about what you just did!

AllSoul | 23

#6246988 - Sunday 29 March 2015 21:11

How are people even still trying to use this pun?

By davisjenny81 | 30

#6246852 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

Reminds me of a time when I was out of toilet paper in an airplane bathroom

By Albuca | 13

#6246855 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

Hopefully there was a new roll around somewhere for you to use!

By MrSarary | 26

#6246859 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:18

You still had toilet paper, what did you expect people to help you do?

AllSoul | 23

#6246990 - Sunday 29 March 2015 21:13

No, OP no longer had the toilet roll, it rolled away and hoped the person who laughed would give it back. Or anyone.

By LOLouis_fml | 24

#6246861 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:18

"Oh, shit!"

By Nexa_fml | 21

#6246862 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:18

Shit happens..

AllSoul | 23

#6246992 - Sunday 29 March 2015 21:14

Really? You're really going to attempt that comment?

By FitFriday | 32

#6246871 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:20

That's so evil.

By rachelllllb | 18

#6246882 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:24

that sounds like a pretty shitty situation :p

Ravensmoon666 | 19

#6246979 - Sunday 29 March 2015 21:02

Your joke is overused.

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