Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

By mymomsstupid - 29/6/2011 14:51 - United States

I agree, your life sucks

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You deserved it

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By nubx | 0

#2785904 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:00

So mother doesn't know best?

By Mrrevorp | 0

#2785912 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

ooooooh looks like you're on your own for breakfast huh?

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By nubx | 0

#2785904 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:00

So mother doesn't know best?

yummycupkake | 0

#2785980 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:04

she's a very kinky girl..the kind you don't take home to mother..wait

DerrickRoseFan | 0

#2785989 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:05

part of Ke$ha's life story?

DerrickRoseFan | 0

#2786075 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:13

sometimes they do like if they tell you to not sit on their younger siblings swing set and you do and it breaks then yes moms are right

Katana9990 | 3

#2787029 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:50

better than dead

agentx52 | 13

#2787195 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:23

Haha, I like the reference 22 is making.

TheTweaker | 0

#2788594 - Thursday 30 June 2011 2:14

Remember, no news is good news.

xxwafflez | 0

#2788710 - Thursday 30 June 2011 3:09

you've won $1 000 000! isn't that good news?

Lumenoire | 0

#2789518 - Thursday 30 June 2011 6:37

Is your mom married to the guy who was on Cops twice?

souljer | 0

#2789799 - Thursday 30 June 2011 7:44

You just recently watched Tangled didnt you...

alteregome | 9

#2792427 - Thursday 30 June 2011 18:25

Why does all the exciting stuff happen to other people.

tworoses | 0

#2873119 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:58

can we trade moms? mine always ends up in Canada :/

By Saltime | 0

#2785910 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

Congatulations?

Salvikidd | 6

#2786044 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:10

congratulations*

Saltime | 0

#2786092 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:14

My apologies.

MrSassypants | 32

#2786863 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:29

apalogies* just kidding.

I'm a troll...

xXxXxMasonxXxXx | 7

#2787112 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:05

34 at least u admit it :3

cgchamp89 | 7

#2787141 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:13

lmao^

instnt1nfction | 16

#2787946 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:27

*lemon

Saltime | 0

#2788244 - Thursday 30 June 2011 0:40

*banana

EpicPwnageGuy | 0

#2788355 - Thursday 30 June 2011 1:00

and I'm an Awesome faced spy

EpicPwnageGuy | 0

#2788362 - Thursday 30 June 2011 1:01

Shit that was random

TheTweaker | 0

#2788584 - Thursday 30 June 2011 2:12

#17 You do realize he spelled congratulations, correctly?

XxEmoSnowboarder | 8

#2788610 - Thursday 30 June 2011 2:20

87 really? it says congatulations

xxwafflez | 0

#2788711 - Thursday 30 June 2011 3:11

I always thought it was congradulations...

sheethapins | 13

#2788910 - Thursday 30 June 2011 4:21

*Snorange

MOSESRAISIN | 0

#2789003 - Thursday 30 June 2011 4:46

hows your moms basement been lately?

madhukar | 3

#2791600 - Thursday 30 June 2011 13:59

#93 looks like katie perry !,
she posted failed comments though >_>

ILOLatmockdaweek | 0

#2798845 - Friday 1 July 2011 17:13

120 I thought she was a katy perry fan so they'd put a picture of her as their profile picture...

manda_smith92 | 3

#2817104 - Monday 4 July 2011 6:52

Allie1324 | 0

#3017010 - Monday 1 August 2011 21:41

Hehe ur a sexy one ??????

By Mrrevorp | 0

#2785912 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

ooooooh looks like you're on your own for breakfast huh?

Bananaque | 0

#2786979 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:42

your profile pic is awesome! lol

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2787387 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 21:05

Ohh breakfast alone... soo scary... I would cry if I had to do that.

Mrrevorp | 0

#2787530 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:22

seriously! I almost died when my mom wasn't here this morning buuuuuut she came home with breakfast in hand to save the day lmao

BigWiggly | 0

#2789534 - Thursday 30 June 2011 6:40

BREAK THE HOT POCKETS QUICK! Two Minutes of Microwave and YOU ARE SET!!?

By steierr | 7

#2785916 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:01

that really sucks

By xroflmao | 0

#2785943 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

mummy's been naughty.

By cre8or99 | 0

#2785956 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

this is more an fhl than fyl

iAmScrubs | 19

#2786019 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:07

Today, I got sent to jail. FML. That sounds like a very appealiing FML. If the people who post FMLs don't think they are FMLs, they won't post them.

cre8or99 | 0

#2786089 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:13

oops my donkey wrote that

By mccaincracker | 6

#2785962 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

want a cookie? people go to jail all the time. your moms not the only one.

BigHoshJosh | 0

#2786084 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:13

your a tool. I hope you know that

By babee57 | 0

#2785972 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:04

why is she in jail?

knights95 | 9

#2786891 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:32

She was trying to have sex behind a bush.

mollykatelynch | 11

#2787500 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:13

my mom was out walking at 4am before she went to work later that morning and she was talking to this guy who has a restraining order as she has one on him too and they got caught by the police ans she got sent to jail. my sister woke me up by telling me this. im 14. fml. hahah.