she's a very kinky girl..the kind you don't take home to mother..wait

part of Ke$ha's life story?

sometimes they do like if they tell you to not sit on their younger siblings swing set and you do and it breaks then yes moms are right

better than dead

Haha, I like the reference 22 is making.

Remember, no news is good news.

you've won $1 000 000! isn't that good news?

Is your mom married to the guy who was on Cops twice?

You just recently watched Tangled didnt you...

Why does all the exciting stuff happen to other people.

can we trade moms? mine always ends up in Canada :/

congratulations*

My apologies.

apalogies* just kidding. I'm a troll...

34 at least u admit it :3

lmao^

*lemon

*banana

and I'm an Awesome faced spy

Shit that was random

#17 You do realize he spelled congratulations, correctly?

87 really? it says congatulations

I always thought it was congradulations...

*Snorange

hows your moms basement been lately?

#93 looks like katie perry !, she posted failed comments though >_>

120 I thought she was a katy perry fan so they'd put a picture of her as their profile picture...

??

Hehe ur a sexy one ??????

your profile pic is awesome! lol

Ohh breakfast alone... soo scary... I would cry if I had to do that.

seriously! I almost died when my mom wasn't here this morning buuuuuut she came home with breakfast in hand to save the day lmao

BREAK THE HOT POCKETS QUICK! Two Minutes of Microwave and YOU ARE SET!!?

Today, I got sent to jail. FML. That sounds like a very appealiing FML. If the people who post FMLs don't think they are FMLs, they won't post them.

oops my donkey wrote that

your a tool. I hope you know that

She was trying to have sex behind a bush.

my mom was out walking at 4am before she went to work later that morning and she was talking to this guy who has a restraining order as she has one on him too and they got caught by the police ans she got sent to jail. my sister woke me up by telling me this. im 14. fml. hahah.

For taking nude pics of you #8. I found some on Craig's List.

Prostitution.